Bald Jokes/Insults.

Name · 7 Mar 2013 at 11:42

So, ive had a haircut.

Getting mocked for it by the boss, if i prove popular enough i'll upload a picture, until then, please give me your best ammunition to get my boss back, he's pretty much an unreal slaphead. I need to get him back. I've assumed boxing stance, i just need the punches to throw.

HecFam · 7 Mar 2013 at 11:43

Tell him that he is a cotton headed ninnymuggins, that'll put him in his place.

doofer · 7 Mar 2013 at 11:50

A bald guy walks into an empty Pub and the barman says: 'Can I help you sir?', the bald guy say 'I'll have a double of whiskey, thanks', the barman serves the whiskey, the bald guy pays and knocks back the drink, thanks the barman and then.....

Leaves the Pub.

Theophany · 7 Mar 2013 at 11:53

doofer said:
A bald guy walks into an empty Pub and the barman says: 'Can I help you sir?', the bald guy say 'I'll have a double of whiskey, thanks', the barman serves the whiskey, the bald guy pays and knocks back the drink, thanks the barman and then.....

Leaves the Pub.

5*, would read again.

JoeF1 · 7 Mar 2013 at 11:55

HecFam said:
Tell him that he is a cotton headed ninnymuggins, that'll put him in his place.

Pretty much sums up the thread.

Thread needs pics.

Deadbeat · 7 Mar 2013 at 11:57

Sorry, but baldness isn't anywhere near as bad as a dodgy haircut. You've not got a leg to stand on.

Make a joke about schtupping his wife instead.

4T5 · 7 Mar 2013 at 12:02

Ask him if he has a slice of spam on his head.

Walk around humming the Benny Hill theme tune.

Dress up like a clown & tell him you thought it was work wear as he did it.

Voltar · 7 Mar 2013 at 12:05

Just slap his bald head.

Haha baldy!!! Baldness ftl lolz can say whatever you like at least my hair will grow back fnarr

CREATIVE!11 · 7 Mar 2013 at 12:05

beat him up,

Hold him down,

Then teabag him.

That will show him you are the real alpha male of the office.

HecFam · 7 Mar 2013 at 12:10

If you work in the same office, take a dump through the letterbox. No one will suspect its an inside job.

estebanrey · 7 Mar 2013 at 12:15

Deadbeat said:
Sorry, but baldness isn't anywhere near as bad as a dodgy haircut.

Yes it is, you can always get another haircut you can't regrow your hair.

doofer · 7 Mar 2013 at 12:17

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an Emperor Penguin?

An Emperor Penguin cannot fly and would be unable to perch on branches due to it's webbed feet. A Bald Eagle would be unable to survive for long in Antarctic conditions and would have great difficulty finding materials to build eyrie's as there are no trees in Antarctica. Ha ha!

Devrij · 7 Mar 2013 at 12:17

Tell him if he wore a poncho he'd look like a broken condom

CREATIVE!11 · 7 Mar 2013 at 12:58

HecFam said:
If you work in the same office, take a dump through the letterbox. No one will suspect its an inside job.

ABAHAHAHA

wildman · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:00

1. tell him to draw a line down is head so he looks like a bell end which is an accurate reflection of the fact that he is a bell end

2. Collect P45

3. Go to job centre

4. Profit...........

doofer · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:06

Knock, knock..

Who's there?

Dave.

Bald Dave?

Yeah.

Go away! LOL!

Banzai_Joe · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:09

Name change for doofer please.....to dufus!! :rolleyes:

5*, would read again.

Lol, i did, thinking i'd missed something..... :mad:

BrightonBelle · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:16

Get him a wall and some dungarees and sing 'Humpty Dumpty' in his face.

BB x

WKN · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:20

Get some polish and see if you can make a mirror from his head

rimmeruk · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:40

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Bald Jokes/Insults.

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