Mates ex girlfriend

Suarez7 · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:25

ElliorR said:
The sister?

Correct.

Richdog · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:26

uksoldierboy said:
Both parties are happy doesn't bother me in the slightest.

You could at least have the dignity to apologize for the poor taste of trashing a "mates" sexual performance on a public forum. :rolleyes:

platypus · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:27

Great, good to hear.

I think we need some pictures to see who the real winner is though.

uksoldierboy · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:27

Suarez7 said:
uksoldierboy got pretty owned here. He's taken his mates sloppy seconds and now knows that his sister is getting smashed on a regular basis by said mate. I know which one I'd rather be.

That "sloppy seconds" is my girlfriend, be careful how you talk about her Suarez.

Shayper · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:27

Wow, some people...

My best friend is going out with an ex of 2 and a half years. It doesn't bother me in the slightest, and I'd much rather it was him than some randomer. I'd still class him as my best friend, and I wish them all the happiness there is

Isn't that right bJN?

Theophany · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:27

UncleRuckus said:
Hahahahaha yeah right!

My thoughts exactly.

uksoldierboy said:
That "sloppy seconds" is my girlfriend, be careful how you talk about her Suarez.

olol, he mad.

UncleRuckus · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:27

uksoldierboy said:
That "sloppy seconds" is my girlfriend, be careful how you talk about her Suarez.

She's a ****; come at me bro!

uksoldierboy · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:29

Easy to do behind a keyboard ruckus isn't it.

benjo · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:29

UncleRuckus said:
She's a ****; come at me bro!

Suarez7 · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:29

uksoldierboy said:
That "sloppy seconds" is my girlfriend, be careful how you talk about her Suarez.

Bubo · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:29

So are you going to withdraw the "ex-mate was crap in bed" line though?

Skidder · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:30

uksoldierboy said:
That "sloppy seconds" is my girlfriend, be careful how you talk about her Suarez.

Diddums.

wildman · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:30

uksoldierboy said:
That "sloppy seconds" is my girlfriend, be careful how you talk about her Suarez.

or maybe you should have kept trashing your mate out of the forums then he wouldn't be here calling bird sloppy seconds......................

Don't give it if you can't take it sunshine.

UncleRuckus · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:31

uksoldierboy said:
Easy to do behind a keyboard ruckus isn't it.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Pudney · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:31

uksoldierboy said:
Easy to do behind a keyboard ruckus isn't it.

Which equally applies to you as well, what exactly will you do if he doesn't stop?

MikeTheNative · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:31

uksoldierboy said:
That "sloppy seconds" is my girlfriend, be careful how you talk about her Suarez.

What are you going to do? Trash talk him on an internet forum like the other guy?

~Dockie · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:32

wildman said:
Don't give it if you can't take it sunshine.

+1

I can't tell if he's trolling or just a butthurt keyboard warrior

MikeTheNative · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:32

Plot twist UncleRuckus is doing OP's mum

wildman · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:33

Once this is all over this thread deserves a plce in the archive of classics. There is so much Thread Delivery here its unreal. Jeremy Kyle couldn't script this if he tried !!!!!!!!!!

~Dockie · 7 Mar 2013 at 13:33

MikeTheNative said:
Plot twist UncleRuckus is doing OP's mum

Or hes in doing both the sister and the ex :eek: