Was Jesus a Demigod?

Jesus was one of the prophets (main one in Christianity),......

And his surname was Christ as well! Sheesh what are the odds of that eh?

He couldn't have been a demi god cos his momma was a virgin, contrary to popular belief she did NOT love the **** !!

Even Michaelangelo painted him in a 'caucasian' way, so it's quite weird to think that had he existed he would have been olive skiined, possibly wore a sheet on this noggin and shouted "bakka lakka dakka hacchhk!"
 
And his surname was Christ as well! Sheesh what are the odds of that eh?

He couldn't have been a demi god cos his momma was a virgin, contrary to popular belief she did NOT love the **** !!

Even Michaelangelo painted him in a 'caucasian' way, so it's quite weird to think that had he existed he would have been olive skiined, possibly wore a sheet on this noggin and shouted "bakka lakka dakka hacchhk!"

His surname wasnt Christ...Christ was his title.
 
don't be so silly

It's IMPOSSIBLE to become pregnant without having sex (unless they invented a time machine, travelled to the future, had IVF, then went back) so the ENTIRE thing is just made up.
 
Someones been watching too much History Channel this crap's on it 24/7 recently...

Jesus want a demigod he was a Marxist magician.
 
Even Michaelangelo was told to paint him in a 'caucasian' way, so it's quite weird to think that had he existed he would have been olive skiined, possibly wore a sheet on this noggin and shouted "bakka lakka dakka hacchhk!"
Fixed

Has there ever been a black pope? ;)
 
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