What's the worst thing you've bashed your face into while sneezing?

Amleto · 18 Mar 2013 at 01:15

I was shaving once... Mach 3 to the throat. Bled out in 3 mintues

"andy" · 18 Mar 2013 at 01:37

nothing . ever

i dont even understand

valkynaz · 18 Mar 2013 at 02:53

Never banged my head into anything. If you do then you're being very dramatic about it.

Reaper 392 · 18 Mar 2013 at 03:09

The Eiffel tower.

I was only ~10 at the time and thought it would be a great idea to stand under some of the metal arching bits on the 2nd floor. One big sneeze and I realised it wasn't such a good idea

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Mar 2013 at 05:27

Bennie-Mac said:
Did...did you bite it?

No, the dream finished before it got to that stage

Cosimo · 18 Mar 2013 at 08:13

Castiel said:
I cant say I have bashed my head into anything when sneezing. It seems a strange thing to do....

Robosapien · 18 Mar 2013 at 09:28

I laughed hard whilst eating an apple once. Chunks of it started coming out of my nose. :eek:

deusexlumina · 18 Mar 2013 at 09:34

a bizarrely colored wang.

mrk · 18 Mar 2013 at 09:36

I see you've met asim18, heh.

Nightglow · 18 Mar 2013 at 09:38

A claw hammer. :eek:

Had to use some masonry nails to fix a bearer to the wall,too idle to fetch some steps, used my favourite beer crate, still a little low.

Started off ok, then the plaster dust started me sneezing, just at the wrong time, the hammer bounced off the nail, the claw left a nice gash above my left eye, ended up having 6 stitches.

That was also the only time I didn't wear safety specs, learnt a lesson though.

Andelusion · 18 Mar 2013 at 09:44

How do you almost give yourself a nosebleed?

Cosimo · 18 Mar 2013 at 09:47

I fancy boys said:
a bizarrely colored wang.

Care to name names?

Arsonist · 18 Mar 2013 at 10:09

Errr...probably a tissue?...

Rexton · 18 Mar 2013 at 10:22

What? Nothing?

Ever.

I've had some pretty monstrous sneezes in my day, but I've never gone full retard and hit my face on something.

Musty Pie · 18 Mar 2013 at 10:27

Amleto said:
I was shaving once... Mach 3 to the throat. Bled out in 3 mintues

Thread win.

asim18 · 18 Mar 2013 at 18:49

Andelusion said:
How do you almost give yourself a nosebleed?

If one punches another in the nose 5 times and their nose starts bleeding on the fifth strike, then the point at which he struck them the fourth time is them "almost getting a nosebleed".

Used with a different word: "Brink of getting a nosebleed".

Used in a different scenario: "The building almost collapsed", "That building is on the brink of collapse".

Amleto said:
I was shaving once... Mach 3 to the throat. Bled out in 3 mintues

lol

mrk said:
I see you've met asim18, heh.

NO!