Cats no 2 in my front garden - suggestions please

Dis86 · 20 Mar 2013 at 15:36

Bald-Eagle22 said:
So I have tried to place a movement sensor that is designed to scare cats ( designed to emit a low pitch sound)

Might I suggest something that emits a high pitched sound?

Failing that, chili powder works. As does a hose etc...

bledd · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:00

Updated cat deterrent

BloodyL · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:17

Jif, lots of it.

Crisp89 · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:40

Super Soaker!!

FoxEye · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:44

Derek W said:
pick it up and smear it on your neighbours knob. that'll confuse him

gillywibble · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:50

Get a local unemployed youth to stand 'scarecrow like' in your garden for minimum wage.

alex20000 · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:53

I got some blue pellet type things when the cats started doing that... it was a while back. I've forgotten what it's called

/\ndy · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:54

Kamwah said:
An air rifle.

DJMK4 said:
Hose?

InertProtocol said:
Mace it...

Regy53 said:
shotgun

sports_brah said:
Throw something heavy at them, or get a catapult and use some ball bearings or something painful.

Darwin will ensure the cat gets the message or ceases crapping.........forever.

Crisp89 said:
Super Soaker!!

Typical common Star it all out

Voltar · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:54

bledd. said:
Updated cat deterrent

This guy is a genius!

anything I don't mind · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:56

put it in one of those wheelie bins

Diagro · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:57

/\ndy said:
Typical common ****

i take it ur a cat lover. If that's the case.. KEEP IT IN YOUR OWN GARDEN

Crisp89 · 20 Mar 2013 at 16:58

/\ndy said:
Typical common ****

At least my suggestion was non-lethal

We don't have this problem as we have a dog anyway.

bitslice · 20 Mar 2013 at 17:02

Kamwah said:
An air rifle.

You have cats yourself yet you still come out with creepy stuff like this? :confused:

You are seriously messed up in the head pal

/\ndy · 20 Mar 2013 at 17:05

Diagro said:
i take it ur a cat lover. If that's the case.. KEEP IT IN YOUR OWN GARDEN

rolf

my cat likes to explore, its in their nature, doesnt poop elsewhere though

cjgardens · 20 Mar 2013 at 17:09

Being a gardener I see this all the time and nothing seems to work for long.

The things that make high pitched noise dont work either. Only thing i've not tried is lion poo apparently you can get it from a pet shop but I dont know how true that is.

A Old man I do gardening for had these large **** tail sticks in his flower beds and for around a year I wondered what they where there for? I never asked because the old man is quite grumpy so I dont talk to him much. Anyway one day he came out to show me what he wanted doing and said you know what they are for. Nope ! . He said when the cats sit down to do there business they get one right up the..... you know what

McGray · 20 Mar 2013 at 17:12

Stick cocktail sticks in the gravel.

Used to do it to our indoor plant pots.

Craig1981 · 20 Mar 2013 at 17:13

/\ndy said:
Typical common *****

I recommended blowing it up with a nuclear warhead. Why dont I deserve your pro-cat rants?

Vibein · 20 Mar 2013 at 17:18

I have been told Orange peel works

gillywibble · 20 Mar 2013 at 17:49

I imagine that swear word will get you a holiday. Why are people quoting it?

Bigmonty · 20 Mar 2013 at 17:50

Some good suggestions - annoys the crap (see what I did there) out of me when I mowing the lawn and and you suddenly smell it and realise that you have went over some cat "no 2s"