10 out of 10 for effort !!!!!!!!!

icehot · 24 Mar 2013 at 14:33

Would have to be an Audi driver wouldnt it :O

Jono8 · 24 Mar 2013 at 14:36

Pigeon_Killer said:
No idea. Could've been stolen or uninsured for all we know though.

You said "his insurance" so i thought we were working under the assumption that he was genuinely insured.

Pigeon_Killer · 24 Mar 2013 at 14:41

Jono8 said:
You said "his insurance" so i thought we were working under the assumption that he was genuinely insured.

We were but I back tracked in case my original assumption is wrong and he isn't

Would their house insurance pay for that?

oneale90 · 24 Mar 2013 at 14:58

Pigeon_Killer said:
Must've been fairly high already. The BMW doesn't have much side impact damage, and it doesn't look like it's moved much, whereas the bonnet and windscreen look like they've been hit by his tyres.

No idea. Could've been stolen or uninsured for all we know though.

If you look at the small picture insert on the News feed, there seems to be a bit of a "ramp" made out of the dirt in which the tree's were planted, I think that is what shot him through the air

Disco Boy · 24 Mar 2013 at 16:14

MrLOL said:
He must have been going some for hitting the BMW to flip him up in the air like that.

There is a small ramp in the hedge:

Liverpool-Lad · 24 Mar 2013 at 16:41

Absolute mayhem, looks like he tried to turn (at some speed) down that side road and carried straight on due to the conditions.

Hope they throw the book at him!

Stephen B · 24 Mar 2013 at 16:48

double garage and two cars parked outside in cold weather

vanity = costly

assuming garages not already occupied by other "project"

chief barker · 24 Mar 2013 at 16:48

It doesn't look like there is much tread on the tyres :confused:

Mr-White · 24 Mar 2013 at 16:52

No skid marks either

MW

Pestilence · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:03

Mr-White said:
No skid marks either

MW

I'm sure there'll have been some in his undies after that!

lordrobs · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:06

Stephen B said:
double garage and two cars parked outside in cold weather

vanity = costly

assuming garages not already occupied by other "project"

or garden tools, chest freezer, random junk that you "really must get round to sorting out" like 90% of other peoples garages.

If someone managed to ruin both my cars and my house in 3 seconds flat I would be seriously.... miffed.

Janesy B · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:11

Stephen B said:
double garage and two cars parked outside in cold weather

vanity = costly

assuming garages not already occupied by other "project"

~~Do modern cars need to be kept inside at winter then? Like most people they probably have other things in there.~~

Stephen B · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:16

I bet they wish they were parked inside now tho

I predict a brick wall erection in near future

ubersonic · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:22

cokecan said:
Does Audi have a VTEC equivalent? Whatever it was, it just kicked in y0!

Theirs is called Valvelift, not sure if that car has it though

Mr-White · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:32

I hope they update the story when they find out how he actually managed that.

MW

Kerming · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:33

fair play. lol noob.

oldbag · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:40

He must have been drunk and driving like a nutter, or was just driving sober, like a nutter.

The Running Man · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:41

Do they list houses as CAT C/D writeoffs etc?

Janesy B · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:47

The Running Man said:
Do they list houses as CAT C/D writeoffs etc?

Are you serious?

peterattheboro · 24 Mar 2013 at 17:50

The Running Man said:
Do they list houses as CAT C/D writeoffs etc?

The derp is strong in this one :cool: