Monday Joke

scorchisio · 25 Mar 2013 at 11:35

Q- Why should you never wear Ukranian underpants?

A- Because chernobyl fall out!

alx · 25 Mar 2013 at 11:38

I love it when I hear new jokes.

MR_Punk · 25 Mar 2013 at 11:38

AGAIN!

Anominity · 25 Mar 2013 at 11:39

"Monday" Joke.

Maybe a joke for Monday 28th April 1986, certainly no later than that though.:O

joey1211 · 25 Mar 2013 at 11:40

Wow... too soon!

Belmit · 25 Mar 2013 at 11:41

By adding the word 'because' you've rendered the joke grammatically inaccurate. This has the unfortunate effect of removing the double entendre, meaning the joke no longer works on the level it's meant to.

Happy to regrade the joke upon resubmission.

estebanrey · 25 Mar 2013 at 11:58

Belmit said:
By adding the word 'because' you've rendered the joke grammatically inaccurate.

I've got a mate that does this all the time, he is the male equivalent of Alice from the Vicar of Dibbley.

The other day he text me a very old joke and messed up the wording....

Man walks into the doctors naked only wearing cling-film, He says 'Doctor I think I'm going mad' and the doctor replies 'I can see your clearly nuts'

That is seriously how he sent it to me.

Cosimo · 25 Mar 2013 at 11:59

Someone has been at sickipedia again.

Arsonist · 25 Mar 2013 at 11:59

I must say, first time I've heard this joke. I actually split my sides laughing and am now in hospital. Thanks a bunch....

pingwing · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:02

Cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

IRLeetly · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:03

pingwing said:
Cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

I laughed more than I should have at this one.

Usher · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:04

I was working in Tesco last night, when I bumped into a woman I have just started dating.
I was stacking the washing powder in aisle seven, when she said, "You told me you were a stunt pilot."
I said, "No I didn't, I told you I was part of the Ariel display team."

I took delivery of my first racing snail last week. I need some advice. How can I make Zippy go faster?
I tried removing his shell to save weight but that just made him sluggish.

4T5 · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:09

ElliorR · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:10

I just had to pay a £35 admin fee to change my insurance to a new bike I collect on Thursday. That's my Monday joke.

randal · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:16

valkynaz · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:40

Usher said:
I was working in Tesco last night, when I bumped into a woman I have just started dating.
I was stacking the washing powder in aisle seven, when she said, "You told me you were a stunt pilot."
I said, "No I didn't, I told you I was part of the Ariel display team."

I'm ashamed to admit I chuckled at that one.

VIPER258 · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:49

Not bad.

Voltar · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:51

TommyV · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:56

Belmit said:
By adding the word 'because' you've rendered the joke grammatically inaccurate. This has the unfortunate effect of removing the double entendre, meaning the joke no longer works on the level it's meant to.

Happy to regrade the joke upon resubmission.

Always one!

Morba · 25 Mar 2013 at 12:56

Usher said:
I was working in Tesco last night, when I bumped into a woman I have just started dating.
I was stacking the washing powder in aisle seven, when she said, "You told me you were a stunt pilot."
I said, "No I didn't, I told you I was part of the Ariel display team."

It took a few reads to realise these 3 lines were all part of the same joke, rather than 3 individual unfunny punch lines.

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