I think I found [TW]Fox a new job

Disco Boy · 28 Mar 2013 at 08:48

http://m.nijobs.com/jobs/963707/BMW-Genius-Bavarian

The only downside is that it's in Northern Ireland.

rossk26 · 28 Mar 2013 at 08:50

you’ll also need the people skills to be able to communicate everything you know to customers who might have very little understanding in the things you’re so passionate about

Shame...

Irish_Tom · 28 Mar 2013 at 08:53

I'm not sure his pedantry and patronising tone meets the criteria:

…you’ll also need the people skills to be able to communicate everything you know to customers who might have very little understanding in the things you’re so passionate about.

Bah – beaten like a ginger step child.

Dr House · 28 Mar 2013 at 08:55

Lol I thought the same thing

Lakeland · 28 Mar 2013 at 08:56

Rybo89 · 28 Mar 2013 at 08:59

Lol i was just copying and pasting that to.

d_brennen · 28 Mar 2013 at 09:00

"buy the extended warranty or it will raid your bank account"

Easy jaaab

alexthecheese · 28 Mar 2013 at 09:21

rossk26 said:
Shame...

Genuine lol. Haha.

Steedie · 28 Mar 2013 at 09:28

rossk26 said:
Shame...

Brilliant

[FnG]magnolia · 28 Mar 2013 at 09:33

Fox has excellent communication skills and the fact the recipient doesn't like what is being said shouldn't suggest otherwise.

I can't see him being happy about reporting to a Sales Manager though.

Minstadave · 28 Mar 2013 at 09:36

[FnG]magnolia;24020058 said:
Fox has excellent communication skills and the fact the recipient doesn't like what is being said shouldn't suggest otherwise.

Not sure that's 100% true. Subtlety and tolerance are somewhat lost on Fox at times.

He says the right things but its the way he says things that make him stand out, though he is mellowing with age.

[TW]Fox · 28 Mar 2013 at 10:01

I would get fired for being anti diesel.

Muffin` · 28 Mar 2013 at 10:08

[TW]Fox;24020230 said:
I would get fired for being anti diesel.

Still getting that 530d F10?

[FnG]magnolia · 28 Mar 2013 at 10:14

Minstadave said:
Not sure that's 100% true. Subtlety and tolerance are somewhat lost on Fox at times.

I'd argue intentionally ignored rather than lost but take your point.

He says the right things but its the way he says things that make him stand out,

Re-reading the advert, it sounds like they are looking for people who stand out.

Dangerous Dave · 28 Mar 2013 at 10:39

[TW]Fox;24020230 said:
I would get fired for being anti diesel.

Just think though you could make every one get Xenon headlights, nice red leather interiors and prevent 33xd/i with no idrive.

Django x2 · 28 Mar 2013 at 10:44

He won't be able to take it unless his parents move, otherwise he'll have nowhere to live

Also, does it include using Excel

rossk26 · 28 Mar 2013 at 10:58

Muffin` said:
Still getting that 530d F10?

Sho · 28 Mar 2013 at 11:46

[TW]Fox;24020230 said:
I would get fired for being anti diesel.

Lol

ubersonic · 28 Mar 2013 at 12:18

[TW]Fox;24020230 said:
I would get fired for being anti diesel.

To be fair they are asking for somebody who knows everything about BMW's, knowing the petrols are better shouldn't be a fire-able thing

Minstadave · 28 Mar 2013 at 12:27

ubersonic said:
To be fair they are asking for somebody who knows everything about BMW's, knowing the petrols are better shouldn't be a fire-able thing

Yeah but they'll sell a billion diesels to every one petrol and Fox will go Hulk and smash up the place. He'll be arguing with every school Mum about total cost of ownership and that no she doesn't really need a diesel X5 to take the kids to nursery whilst getting all those MPGs!