National Security Vetting

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What the average time that the FCO take to complete SC clearance? How long did it take you to be vetted are you a foreign national?
 
[FnG]magnolia;24020652 said:
There is an infuriating Norwegian Accountant who I sometimes have to talk to and he speaks exactly like the words in the OP.

Am I getting paid for this?

What?

Also, thanks for the responses so far.
 
I used to work with a chap from NZ and we required SC for the job.

It took him about 3 months or so for it all to be processed, however this was at the start of 2012 where applications related to the Olympics were being prioritised over anyone else so it may not take quite that long.
 
...Really?

Yeah, totally serious. It isn't for the likes of us, it has something to do with Nuclear Weapons and such. You hear it bandied about in CT sites when they say their sources have CTS clearance, but you know it's BS because those who are given it are only given it temporarily and it isn't public knowledge (subject to its own security clearance). I think I am right in saying that even the US President only has access to it when necessary.

Who decides when it is necessary is what the CT nuts should be asking!
 
Yeah, totally serious. It isn't for the likes of us, it has something to do with Nuclear Weapons and such. You hear it bandied about in CT sites when they say their sources have CTS clearance, but you know it's BS because those who are given it are only given it temporarily and it isn't public knowledge (subject to its own security clearance). I think I am right in saying that even the US President only has access to it when necessary.

Who decides when it is necessary is what the CT nuts should be asking!

Are you sure NATO didn't just create Cosmic Top Secret Clearance to screw with the CT nuts? :p
 
Are you sure NATO didn't just create Cosmic Top Secret Clearance to screw with the CT nuts? :p

I have this image of a smoky room, deep in a nuclear bunker, with 5 men, faces obscured in semi darkness deciding the fate of the global New World Order back in the 1960s discussing what they are going to call their security levels....when one of the men, who may have been to a little free love soirée the night before where he had picked up the latest in cool slang, simply says 'Cosmic!' And thus history is made....
 
I think I am right in saying that even the US President only has access to it when necessary.

Isn't that basically the SIOP, the joint Anglo-American battle plan for a nuclear war?

Not the kind of stuff I'd like a president or prime minister to ever need to be briefed on.
 
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