Name my Horse!

[PermaChanged]

Our works sports and social are arranging a horse racing night and I've "bought a horse" for the night - but now I need to name him! This is where I need the OcUK community to come up trumps with a witty name.

So far I've come up with

Findus
I can't believe it's not beef
Al Caponey

Come on OcUK, make me look like an idiot for 'LOLing' at my desk.

 

[HecFam]

Clive, The horse.

 

[Gilly]

Mr Ed

 

[Cosimo]

Fell at the First
Mane Attraction
Rusty Nag
Ima Horse

 

[isonomicjedi]

Ned Flanders E

 

[G-MAN2004]

My Lidl Pony.

 

[isonomicjedi]

75% Guaranteed Horse

 

[Maccy]

Burning Jon. Yeh I checked your Trust details

 

[utajoker]

Gonna be glue
Bostick

 

[Pestilence]

Longface McGluebag

 

[Yaayuh!]

Neighthan
Tesco's Finest

 

[Redgie]

Norfolk and Chance (Say it)

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Majestic Horace

 

[Cosimo]

Rusty Noob

 

[wordy]

Mr Horse?

 

[DaleTheWhale]

Norfolk and Chance (Say it)

Cheeky!

ICantBelieveItsNotBeef!

 

[Scuzi]

Jack Inoff
Hucking Fell
Hugh G. Dildeaux

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Mane Attraction

If you call it this make sure that the horse learns how to cut hair. Then when it gets good enough you can buy it hairdressing premises and call the shop the Mane Attraction.

Horseception.

 

[Philluminati]

nvm.

 

[Scuzi]

If you call it this make sure that the horse learns how to cut hair. Then when it gets good enough you can buy it hairdressing premises and call the shop the Mane Attraction.

Horseception.

That would require extensive exercises and possibly even surgery to make the fetlocks limp enough.