How Hard are You?

It's been a while since I've seen any action so I've just punched a few random people in a local pub, so I could come back and say I'm hard in this thread :p
 
'ere in Liverpool we go out clubbing. I'm with my Serbian friend whos sniffin coke off his fist and huge in size and a woman dressed as a police officer comes over and tells him to stop and calls for back up, he laughs and carries on so she tried to arrest him and he grabs her and slaps her behind then starts asking if she wants summit else to feel her behind and.

SHE WAS A REAL POLICE THING LOL. He tossed her aside and said dont come back unless you want us to have our way, another woman shouts and SHE is a copper! then he says:

***** dont come near me
I'm ******up and ion GHB
Look my ***** is hanging out
you birds dont belong on the front line
Dont touch me when I am sniffn this up my snout
.......

*Hes tasered
 
Been back out with the boys smashed 500ml worth of Vodka but jumping on the spot - proper amped looking for a fight, had one since last post was chattinto this fit bird, showed her hanging downs - size aint important its the boys weight, she likedd it so standin' then some geezer was all "me bird off and gave a 410". I weed, couldnt help it he started and flewso 1-2.

......... put him to kip. *people watchin*

Smash, carryed on, held back as he was bleeding and all that and proper done in, bird was crying and helpin the ****** so I sad somethings I went.

Before them **** *** ******* Police ****** do et! useless So in a club right now crappy 2 for £2 VKD offer - back off wannna do ny moves on the dance floor and find trouble or other fights and join in
 
My Brother is nailz....Learning difficulties all his life, Multiple Myloma (Cancer) for the last 16 years and was in a wheelchair because of a tumor on his spine yet despite all this he can now walk again but with limited mobility.

Two years ago he spent a week on life support with an unknown illness and is also diabetic.........but he never lets any of this phase him and lives for the day and in my book that`s double hard:D


Oh i forgot to say he`s just coming to the end of 5 months of more chemo for his Myloma!
 
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Busa said:
My Brother is nailz....Learning difficulties all his life, Multiple Myloma (Cancer) for the last 16 years and was in a wheelchair because of a tumor on his spine yet despite all this he can now walk again but with limited mobility.

Two years ago he spent a week on life support with an unknown illness and is also diabetic.........but he never lets any of this phase him and lives for the day and in my book that`s double hard:D


Oh i forgot to say he`s just coming to the end of 5 months of more chemo for his Myloma!
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Now that's one tough cookie.
 
I'm 6'3 and 110kg and pretty hard, I went through a period of fighting in my adolescence which I'm pretty embarrassed about nowadays.

I had to step in last week on the metro, there was a nasty drunk man generally picking on people on the metro, he overstepped the mark when he started saying some pretty nasty things to a man with his two young children. It got a bit out of hand and me and the man had to subdue and escort him off the train at the next stop, and not too gently I might add!
 
Tony Williams said:
It's not how "hard are you?" that's stupid. It's asking about if someone is going camping and how his tent is. You ask "how 'ard are you?"

Big difference, 'ard isn't about certs and size. It's purely how far you are willng to go, I mean don't bring me outside and not not finsh it.......

'cuz I'll put you to kip.
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Tony Williams said:
'ere in Liverpool we go out clubbing. I'm with my Serbian friend whos sniffin coke off his fist and huge in size and a woman dressed as a police officer comes over and tells him to stop and calls for back up, he laughs and carries on so she tried to arrest him and he grabs her and slaps her behind then starts asking if she wants summit else to feel her behind and.

SHE WAS A REAL POLICE THING LOL. He tossed her aside and said dont come back unless you want us to have our way, another woman shouts and SHE is a copper! then he says:

***** dont come near me
I'm ******up and ion GHB
Look my ***** is hanging out
you birds dont belong on the front line
Dont touch me when I am sniffn this up my snout
.......

*Hes tasered
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Tony Williams said:
Been back out with the boys smashed 500ml worth of Vodka but jumping on the spot - proper amped looking for a fight, had one since last post was chattinto this fit bird, showed her hanging downs - size aint important its the boys weight, she likedd it so standin' then some geezer was all "me bird off and gave a 410". I weed, couldnt help it he started and flewso 1-2.

......... put him to kip. *people watchin*

Smash, carryed on, held back as he was bleeding and all that and proper done in, bird was crying and helpin the ****** so I sad somethings I went.

Before them **** *** ******* Police ****** do et! useless So in a club right now crappy 2 for £2 VKD offer - back off wannna do ny moves on the dance floor and find trouble or other fights and join in
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Tony, you're a one-off man-mental but you are also amazing :D
 
I am kind of hard on public transport, don't take no ****. Also i like just walking in a straight line and forcing people to move, especially with women because they have that sense of entitlement and expect me to move, so i just bump in to them and then if they moan, i shout at them and give them abuse. oh yea!!
 
groen said:
Also i like just walking in a straight line and forcing people to move, especially with women because they have that sense of entitlement and expect me to move, so i just bump in to them and then if they moan, i shout at them and give them abuse. oh yea!!
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Have you just been watching the Verve's Bittersweet Symphony video by any chance?
 
I have no idea as I have not been in a fight since I was 13 (now 23). I wouldn't let someone walk all over me and I would certainly defend myself if I was attacked.

IF I knew who the person was who attacked me I would probably return at a later date with a weapon of sorts to ensure I get my own back.

^ With all that being said I never cause violence! Only necessary if I am attacked :)
 
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This thread is funny and sad at the same time. Have 5 stars.

On a more serious note, i tend to avoid confrontation of the violent type. But i am a strong believer that everyone has something that will make them tick.
 
oulton said:
I'm 6'3 and 110kg and pretty hard, I went through a period of fighting in my adolescence which I'm pretty embarrassed about nowadays.

I had to step in last week on the metro, there was a nasty drunk man generally picking on people on the metro, he overstepped the mark when he started saying some pretty nasty things to a man with his two young children. It got a bit out of hand and me and the man had to subdue and escort him off the train at the next stop, and not too gently I might add!
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I commend you Sir. I've come across a couple of things like this when I used to tube it to work in the 80s/90s. Both times other people intervened before me and took the time to hold the person on a platform of a station, until the cops turned up. Somehow I doubt much of this would happen these days :(
 
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