Help GD I'm in love.

gillywibble · 4 May 2013 at 22:19

Riding down to Oxford today, I was behind a biker with long flowing hair, nice body, boobs and bum to die for

Stayed behind and she pulled into the same B&B I'm staying at. I'm in the bar chatting to her now, what do I do?

Malevolence · 4 May 2013 at 22:20

gillywibble said:
Stayed behind and she pulled into the same B&B I'm staying at. I'm in the bar chatting to her now, what do I do?

Put away the tablet, go up to your room and tap it.

pingwing · 4 May 2013 at 22:21

d_brennen · 4 May 2013 at 22:22

Always check the package before you sign for it

DirtyJester · 4 May 2013 at 22:22

pingwing said:
GAY

World class expert....

Fireskull · 4 May 2013 at 22:22

Check for sausage and mash...

metbandit1 · 4 May 2013 at 22:23

Smash her pasty!

Nate75 · 4 May 2013 at 22:23

sport a mustache and open a Mac book

cork-spotters · 4 May 2013 at 22:25

TTIUWP!

HecFam · 4 May 2013 at 22:26

seduce her through the art of complex algorithms.

wingman · 4 May 2013 at 22:28

Tap it and scrap it.

Carl_Bennetts · 4 May 2013 at 22:29

metbandit1 said:
Smash her pasty!

Being a Cornish man I would have to agree

Moothead2 · 4 May 2013 at 22:30

Need pics.

RobDogDog · 4 May 2013 at 22:31

Eat her.

doiks14 · 4 May 2013 at 22:32

Treat her nicely, just talk, get comfortable, once she puts her guard down smash her.

Kenai · 4 May 2013 at 22:33

gillywibble said:
what do I do?

Not sit on your phone asking the internet would be a good start.

nemtizz · 4 May 2013 at 22:34

Kenai said:
Not sit on your phone asking the internet would be a good start.

Yup. Follow your heart and eat her monkey.

dannyjo22 · 4 May 2013 at 22:38

I've seen your picture, if she's talking to you she isn't actually that hot

ps I haven't actually seen your picture

gillywibble · 4 May 2013 at 22:39

Rich_L · 4 May 2013 at 22:39

This is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book except every page turns to fail