Crazy dog walker

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Pity you weren't eating some chips as you walked along. Then you could have held them aloft and said "Oh, he licked my leg... do you mind if I throw him a bit?"

Then when they guy said "Yeah, no problem" you could've picked the dog up and chucked it across the road.
 
The dog drool almost certainly increased the value of your polyester suit so that's a positive, I guess.

I bet he was one of those crazy people who thinks man landed on the moon :mad:
 
were you frustrated it did not lick your wang?

I bet you get in difficult situations all the time but cannot understand why?
 
Personally, a small dog licking my trouser leg would not get a reaction from me at all. Why the angst? And how did the situation really go down because what was described in the OP sounds like complete ******** to be quite honest
 
I think you started it when you swore at someone because their dog licked your leg.

Your story gives the impression that you were leaving the train station after spending the morning in the magistrates court, where your ill-fitting suit helped you to somehow convince the magistrate to let you off with a suspended sentence for drunken assault.
 
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