So now it's the polarized cats vs dogs debate?

Of course it is. This is GD.
Like people, some dogs are seemingly mindless, most aren't.
You just can't win with people like you. Either a dog is mindless or it's a robot obeying orders. You seem to have picked both at once...
Fwiw, I like dogs and cats, but it's black OR white around here it seems...
I used to be wary and fearful of dogs until I moved into shared house with a guy that owned a german shepard.
As soon as I stopped being the kind of idiot that lets fear, ignorance and preconception do his 'thinking' for him, I started to see the dog for what he was; A sensitive, intelligent and friendly animal that deserved to be treated as such.
Without that year or so of learning experience, I wouldn't have a dog today and I'm very grateful for it.
If I thought like you, I wouldn't have the pleasure/honour of 'owning' a clever, friendly dog who has managed to convert a good few anti dog people in her time. Of course, there are always those beyond help.
Bottom line; Fix up, show some love and stop being so concerned with being the smart arse and winning arguments on the internet
