These: http://www.doggi.org/~mjc42/lj/2005-04-24/mini0001.jpg
They're bigger than they look. Specifically designed for dunking, and each one contains about 2 years worth of your daily allowance of everything bad
We have a rule that we're only allowed 2 per day due to the "great Dunker marathon" of last year, in which I consumed half the container at once....resulting in the missus hiding the rest in disgust 
I overcome this enforced rationing by craftily mating two Dunkers together and holding them at just the right angle to trick her eagle-like gaze. Not only does this double Dunker whammy taste absolutely incredible, it also gives me a warm glow of pleasure knowing that I'm doing my part for downtrodden husbands everywhere \0/
Of course, she's probably been counting them and is actually well aware of my trickey......for which I will pay a heavy price
(or she's been doing the same thing....)
They're bigger than they look. Specifically designed for dunking, and each one contains about 2 years worth of your daily allowance of everything bad


I overcome this enforced rationing by craftily mating two Dunkers together and holding them at just the right angle to trick her eagle-like gaze. Not only does this double Dunker whammy taste absolutely incredible, it also gives me a warm glow of pleasure knowing that I'm doing my part for downtrodden husbands everywhere \0/
Of course, she's probably been counting them and is actually well aware of my trickey......for which I will pay a heavy price

(or she's been doing the same thing....)