First night out in 2 years.....HELP.

l33th3tr33 · 24 May 2013 at 22:14

Efour said:
wouldn't even bother if i was made redundant.... start saving the pennies.

Next thursday is my last day, and start a new job the following monday. Don't worry I have my priorities right.

Westie said:
OP u dont work for AGS by any chance do you? Heard over 100 of them recently got laid off!

Go new park lane if u go torquay been there a few times since it reopened and its good!

Also theres so many nobheads out in torquay too

Aaah Westie! nope not AGS, I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole....
Give Joe a slap when you see him, it's Lee by the way, I was out on your christmas do!
I'll be sure to get to park lane then, can't see how they could have improved it tbh.

Lazder said:
Dont eat anything at all for 3 days... Since you are redundant now you cant afford to waste money on getting screwed... a pint will do you well.

I have just had cheese on toast, is it too late to stop eating?

cm1179 said:
here's an idea OP. drink an average of 2.1 pints of stella artois an hour and see how the night pans out.

Can I take a timer with me or is this counted as cheating/frowned upon?

cm1179 · 24 May 2013 at 22:24

l33th3tr33 said:
Can I take a timer with me or is this counted as cheating/frowned upon?

you may take a timer. the penalty for not completing any hour is a shot of tequila.

l33th3tr33 · 24 May 2013 at 22:26

cm1179 said:
you may take a timer. the penalty for not completing any hour is a shot of tequila.

But I've been told not to mix drinks, are you qualified enough to tell me to ignore the previous advice?

cm1179 · 24 May 2013 at 22:30

d_brennen · 24 May 2013 at 22:31

cm1179 said:
well that's never happened to me. what you been up to?!?

No idea. I don't drink Stella anymore

l33th3tr33 · 24 May 2013 at 22:32

cm1179 said:
no.

Shall I just ignore previous advice anyway?

cm1179 · 24 May 2013 at 22:33

ignore my advice.

l33th3tr33 · 24 May 2013 at 22:34

Ok, I shall take a timer but not mix drinks. Is there anything else I need to take with me?

V F · 24 May 2013 at 22:35

craaaaaig said:
Option C - Special Brew.

Hasn't that happened before? and blew themselves and house up?

l33th3tr33 · 24 May 2013 at 22:50

I missed option C, isn't it like 9.5% or something stupid?

Zirax · 24 May 2013 at 23:59

I think further measured thought is required to the act of going outside with consumption of excessive amounts of beer.

I mean ...... have you even considered what you are going to wear?!

[FnG]magnolia · 25 May 2013 at 00:09

Always start with a sherry and ask everyone if they schooled at the 'other place'.

l33th3tr33 · 25 May 2013 at 00:10

Zirax said:
I think further measured thought is required to the act of going outside with consumption of excessive amounts of beer.

I mean ...... have you even considered what you are going to wear?!

I have, new jeans, t-shirt, boxers, socks and shoes.

Am I doing it right?

E: I haven't tried sherry before, should I have one to prove my elder status amongst the scrawny little 18 year old scrotes?

[FnG]magnolia · 25 May 2013 at 00:15

Sherry is both a weapon and your defensive crutch. Never underestimate the power of sherry because it will always have your back whilst providing you with the strength and guile of the most knowledgeable man on earth.

Drink sherry. Think sherry. Be sherry.

brendy · 25 May 2013 at 00:40

[FnG]magnolia;24339695 said:
Sherry is both a weapon and your defensive crutch. Never underestimate the power of sherry because it will always have your back whilst providing you with the strength and guile of the most knowledgeable man on earth.

Drink sherry. Think sherry. Be sherry.

Tastes better than Cider coming back up from the basement too.

l33th3tr33 · 25 May 2013 at 01:03

[FnG]magnolia;24339695 said:
Sherry is both a weapon and your defensive crutch. Never underestimate the power of sherry because it will always have your back whilst providing you with the strength and guile of the most knowledgeable man on earth.

Drink sherry. Think sherry. Be sherry.

You certainly have a way with words, that was touching.

SaltandSauce · 25 May 2013 at 01:21

Make sure to have a big meal before you go out and you should be fine. After a few drinks, you'll be raring to go and there's no doubt you won't enjoy yourself. Go out and have a good one!

DJMK4 · 25 May 2013 at 01:35

Drink milk before, eat food, pace yourself

Fenris · 25 May 2013 at 02:20

Drink wine, your less likely to get utterly ruined.

bledd · 25 May 2013 at 02:33

Stick to double gin