So it started around Christmas time in 2009, I had a few close-knit friends at the time and it was one of their birthdays (16th birthday to be precise). We have a night in at his, lots of alcohol consumed, good times had etc etc. The night wears down and we all sit around to watch a film, where his slightly older cousin decides to join us.
Being the amazing friend that I am, over the next few weeks I get together with his cousin and the pasty gets smashed and a relationship is formed. The friendship takes a toll because of this however we pull through it and remain friends.
As with every relationship at 16, it ended rather badly after a few months, however the friend stayed on my side throughout it all and I still got on well with his family which surprised me.
I was asked, along with a few others, to be a door person and to make sure no trouble occurred at this friends sisters 13th birthday party. Our payment was a large amount of alcohol.
The party was to be held at a local venue that does birthday discos etc, fairly standard afair, a few family members but mostly her friends in attendance, all under the watchful eyes of my recently dumped and emotional self, plus other friends.
The night goes on, all uneventful as per expected so we get bored and crack open our payment of drink, largely consumed by myself.
All sat around a table merrily drinking the friend and birthday girls mother comes over and asks how we all are. I proceed to let lose my emotions and tell her how I feel her niece is a ***** and the various acts of pleasure we had shared throughout our time together and how I have been wrongly stabbed in the back. She smiles, tells the others to take care of me and to control my drinking and leaves us to it.
The friends then took this upon themselves to get me completely smashed (let's not lose track that this is the birthday party of a 13 year old girl).
The first stupid thing I did was climb on the roof of the building outside in the deep snow. Thankfully I was accompanied by slightly less drunk friends who made sure I didn't wander off the edge by rugby tackling me back towards the center of the roof, I had survived that one unscathed and we decide it was best to head back to ground level where we stood around and consumed the rest of the drink.
Now out of drink, we head back inside to relax at one of the tables. I slump myself down on one of the chairs (the type you used to get it school, plastic with thin metal legs) and hear an almighty crack as the chair proceeds to penetrate through the floor and leave a nice damaged floor board. I'm helped up and propped up against a friend who assists me outside to pee (where else is logical for a drunk teenager to relieve himself after all?)
Once outside the deed is performed and nothing has gone wrong, so I head back inside, but don't quite make it as another friend has decided the best course of action was to rugby tackle me into the snow. Thankfully we missed the yellow snow, but he had got me straight in the gut.
The alcohol had taken it's toll, and the gut beating made it worse. I had to puke.
This time I managed to use the toilets, although I required support from various others to stop me falling down the toilet whilst emptying my gut. Whilst these friends were "helping" me, they found a few board marker pens, and being 16 year old boys they decide the best course of action is to cover my face and back in male genitalia (some were even double ended) whilst I was unaware and too focused on relieving my guts into the toilet.
The father of one of the attendees wasn't too happy about our behavior and decided to tell us, particularly me, how he felt. I expressed my drunken feelings in return which were overheard by the birthday girls parents.
It was decided that enough was enough, her father slumped me into his car where I was taken home to my mum, who took great joy in laughing at me spewing up in the toilet and the genitalia that covered my body.
I woke the next day feeling fine, until I looked in the mirror and saw this:
Needles to say I didn't live that night down for a while, and the entire school heard about it the following week. Still good friends with the family though lol.
