First night out in 2 years.....HELP.

ah Torquay on a bank holiday? good luck dude :D

its so busy out on bank holidays u wont have a chance to get drunk.. most places take about 15-20 mins to get served..
 
don't do rounds, everytime they take a drink, chuck yours over your shoulder. don't drink lager it's nasty, order beer over the night 3 max, don't have chilli sauce on the kebab.
 
Regy53 said:
thead for lols.

Nothing I could add will give you any more info.

drink water, make out its vodka. do shots. make out with workmate ladies.
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You haven't seen my workmate 'ladies' have you? I struggle to see how they call themselves ladies tbh, they have more girth than most guys I work with.

Westie said:
ah Torquay on a bank holiday? good luck dude :D

its so busy out on bank holidays u wont have a chance to get drunk.. most places take about 15-20 mins to get served..
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So nothing's changed then! :rolleyes:

dunker said:
don't do rounds, everytime they take a drink, chuck yours over your shoulder. don't drink lager it's nasty, order beer over the night 3 max, don't have chilli sauce on the kebab.
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Yeah, I won't be chucking a drink over my shoulder..... Well not again. It didn't exactly end well the first time I done that.

chief barker said:
What? Burn him!
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Grab the pitchforks!
 
Drink water before and after the night, this will not only make keep you hydrated and make you feel far better in the morning, but will more importantly provide you with lots of trips to the toilet.

Many people find frequent trips to the gentlemens annoying, or even embarrassing with other 'lads' attempting to poke fun at your bladder.
Not you, you shall revel in it.
Take a deep breath through the nose as you open the doors to the sanctuary of your aqueous relief, let the smell consume you, enrich you.
Shun those using cubicles and stride purposely, but not quite swiftly, towards the urinals. Stand next to the most uncomfortable looking guy there and unzip, aim, and wait.
Scan your head across your surroundings, make eye contact with everyone you can, and let a gentle smile touch the edges of your mouth. Look forwards, slightly upwards and let your eyelids relax as you finally release.

Bliss.
 
l33th3tr33 said:
I haven't been out in 2 years and haven't drank in that time either.

I need some advice from you guys, do I pre drink (is this the term these days?) go out sober, or plan C (if there is one)?
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erm go out sober... if you've not been drinking for 2 years and your colleagues are planning to have a big night out then you don't want to be on the floor before the night is finished... Definitely do not pre-drink... in fact I'd suggest making sure you have an evening meal and drink some milk before you go out - perhaps ever grab a fridge milk shake from a local news agents before you go to the first venue... Hopefully you'll then be able to keep up with the rest of them and have a good night out.
 
Judgeneo said:
Drink water before and after the night, this will not only make keep you hydrated and make you feel far better in the morning, but will more importantly provide you with lots of trips to the toilet.

Many people find frequent trips to the gentlemens annoying, or even embarrassing with other 'lads' attempting to poke fun at your bladder.
Not you, you shall revel in it.
Take a deep breath through the nose as you open the doors to the sanctuary of your aqueous relief, let the smell consume you, enrich you.
Shun those using cubicles and stride purposely, but not quite swiftly, towards the urinals. Stand next to the most uncomfortable looking guy there and unzip, aim, and wait.
Scan your head across your surroundings, make eye contact with everyone you can, and let a gentle smile touch the edges of your mouth. Look forwards, slightly upwards and let your eyelids relax as you finally release.

Bliss.
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That was beautiful.

dowie said:
erm go out sober... if you've not been drinking for 2 years and your colleagues are planning to have a big night out then you don't want to be on the floor before the night is finished... Definitely do not pre-drink... in fact I'd suggest making sure you have an evening meal and drink some milk before you go out - perhaps ever grab a fridge milk shake from a local news agents before you go to the first venue... Hopefully you'll then be able to keep up with the rest of them and have a good night out.
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Nice try.
 
l33th3tr33 said:
Right, as it's bank holiday and my company has decided to make everyone redundant, everyone is meeting up and getting their drink on.
I haven't been out in 2 years and haven't drank in that time either.

I need some advice from you guys, do I pre drink (is this the term these days?) go out sober, or plan C (if there is one)?

I'll be going out in Torquay, it's an evil partying capital. It's full of sun (not very much), Beaches, OAP's, terrible drinking establishments and more moose knuckles than you can shake a stick at.

Help me GD, I'm lost.
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have fun in torquay! ive persoanally ever done newton abbot (cheap drinks, cheap taxi home, average night), have never done torquay! but i know lots of people who have.

i rarley go out, id love to hit the town more often but none of my few friends are the going out type!

but me personally, i would have maybe one or two beers before hand, or two shots, depends what you drink.
then just pace yourself through the night, pre drinking makes for a cheap night out IMO

also if you go to Venue or Mambo's (or as i like to call it, manboobs) there is a good chance you will have your photo taken by a guy that does something called "shot by rob" and then its all put up on their facebook pages! some of the pictures make for a good giggle ;)
if you do end up on there, it would be rude to not share the photo ;)

given the nice weather today, you should be in a for relatively good night!
 
FatFishMonster said:
have fun in torquay! ive persoanally ever done newton abbot (cheap drinks, cheap taxi home, average night), have never done torquay! but i know lots of people who have.

i rarley go out, id love to hit the town more often but none of my few friends are the going out type!

but me personally, i would have maybe one or two beers before hand, or two shots, depends what you drink.
then just pace yourself through the night, pre drinking makes for a cheap night out IMO

also if you go to Venue or Mambo's (or as i like to call it, manboobs) there is a good chance you will have your photo taken by a guy that does something called "shot by rob" and then its all put up on their facebook pages! some of the pictures make for a good giggle ;)
if you do end up on there, it would be rude to not share the photo ;)

given the nice weather today, you should be in a for relatively good night!
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Oh I'm aware of 'Rob' and his photography background. Lucky dslr's come with an auto function, eh?
I won't be touching Venue, I hate kids. I'm keen to see what mambos is like now they have a 3rd floor, it's great during the day, and hopefully just as good in the evening.

If this so called 'shot by nob' manages to capture me I'll be sure to share.

Also, if you're thinking of going out in torquay give me a shout and I'd be happy to come meet up for a few. :D

EDIT - well that was quick haha where you heading?
 
l33th3tr33 said:
Oh I'm aware of 'Rob' and his photography background. Lucky dslr's come with an auto function, eh?
I won't be touching Venue, I hate kids. I'm keen to see what mambos is like now they have a 3rd floor, it's great during the day, and hopefully just as good in the evening.

If this so called 'shot by nob' manages to capture me I'll be sure to share.

Also, if you're thinking of going out in torquay give me a shout and I'd be happy to come meet up for a few. :D

EDIT - well that was quick haha where you heading?
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i have no idea where im heading yet! im still waiting to be told what time i should get into torquay and where im meeting people! haha annoying though, cause my mates taxing me at half 8 and i need to know where to get dropped off! haha

ill be going to venue i think, gotta try everything once! ill try to end up on shot by rob aswell ;) haha
 
Bromhead said:
Get drunk and have a good time. If you get too drunk early on in the night, I normally switch to a pint > coke > pint > coke > pint > coke system.
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If you get too drunk just be drunk? Haha. The last time I had a non alcoholic drink whilst out drinking must have been when I was 19 and unable to handle more than about 5 pints.
 
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