Bad luck day...

the shadow · 28 May 2013 at 16:31

TehBluebear said:
Jaffa basically made a thread yonks ago about how he had won the lottery.

(Protip: He never did)

Link or it didn't happen

No Things in June please

Monkeynut · 28 May 2013 at 16:32

My day is going excellently. Exactly as planned.

Theophany · 28 May 2013 at 16:34

Eames said:
...and finally you could have won the lottery for real this time but you forgot to buy a ticket.

Rusty_Noob said:
Don't worry at least you've got your £270k winnings from the lottery.

Subliminal Aura said:
buy yourself a lottery ticket

Pestilence · 28 May 2013 at 16:42

It isn't going away, Jaffa.

Ever.

Maximum Triceratops · 28 May 2013 at 16:46

Look on the bright side, you could have being so skint that you would have had to give your dog up for adoption

Pawnless Endgame · 28 May 2013 at 16:55

Ahh that's not too bad really Jaffa. About this time last year, I lost 2 computers, 1 monitor, the boiler, then O2 fraud where I had to cancel all of my cards but turned out to be an error on their part. All of this happened in the space of about 10 days. A very expensive 10 days.

MrMoonX · 28 May 2013 at 16:56

Maximum Triceratops said:
Look on the bright side, you could have being so skint that you would have had to give your dog up for adoption

Lol

Seriously Jaffa anything you post can be linked to lotto lies or dogs

Deluxe1 · 28 May 2013 at 17:09

Jaffa_Far said:
So, today, nearly everything has gone against me...

None of this ever happened did it?

Beans on toast Dave · 28 May 2013 at 17:16

is the OP is a attention whore?

PermaChanged · 28 May 2013 at 17:22

Blasphemy!

Derek W · 28 May 2013 at 17:23

challengedavid said:
is the OP is a attention whore?

To put it simply. Yes he is. Seeing as he made up winning the lottery I can't see why what he's witten isn't a load of ******** either. :rolleyes:

the shadow · 28 May 2013 at 17:28

challengedavid said:
is the OP is a attention whore?

A lotto Attention over nothing

ikillbears · 28 May 2013 at 18:26

i count 8 things. 1 more to come. penis might fall off ? probably be good for the rest of society

Hades · 28 May 2013 at 19:36

Next post: Found someone had popped all my bubble wrap.

Housey · 28 May 2013 at 19:53

Got up at 6:30 for a conference call. Went downstairs to make a brew and decided to use one of those thermos cups so I could make a big one. Noticed water inside the thermos so unscrewed bottom to let trapped water out, went to dry it and realised the made in China build quality meant the sharpest edge IN THE WORLD.

Sliced 2 fingers, blood everywhere, off to nurse for some stitches, busy day ruined by China people.

Participant · 28 May 2013 at 20:15

Most of those problems are simply down to lack of skill op

Soundood · 28 May 2013 at 20:34

hate to add this, but I just cracked not 1, but two double yolk eggs into my frying pan,

luck is a tumbling my way,

butterfly effect or something isn't it?