Do you undertake middle lane morons!

I like the drivers that simply can't leave the middle lane. They pass me as I'm pottering along in lane 1 (god forbid!) then they'll get stuck behind a lorry, where they'll sit for so long that I'll catch up, overtake in lane 3 and then a few minutes later they'll pass me again once the second lane is clear. Rinse and repeat a few times, crazy!
 
When I was in Forces,we finally got land rovers nick named "Wolfs",that upset a few middle lane hoggers and Audi/BMW drivers too,MOD fitted speed governers after too many where being written off.
 
Justin Smith said:
Speeding drivers known to his friends as "The Stig" kills bride-to-be.

Driving, if you can call it that, a VW Golf, a German car methinks.

As for "The Stig" in this story they should throw the bleedin` key away as far as I`m concerned, and when he finally comes out he should never be given a driving licence ever again.
Loads of people agree with the above sentiment, but actually most of them are being inconsistent because there are loads of imbecilic drivers out there using the public roads as race tracks and it`s pure fluke that many of them don`t kill someone, so if we`re going to be consistent anyone caught driving like "The Stig" in our story should be banged up, or, at at he very least, have his (because it is usually a he) driving licence permanently revoked.
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Apparently this guy "The Stig" got 16 months (he`ll probably serve less than half of that). If that`s justice I`m a banana.
His ban was two years. He drives like an idiot, probably for for years, then kills someone and gets a bleedin` two year ban for God`s sake ! Hopefully the insurance companies will make his premium unaffordable for a good few years more than that.......

But the thing which incensed me most about this case was the reported comments of "Stig`s" lawyer, and I quote :

"This tradgedy was the result of an error of judgement. He is truly sorry for what he has done"

Now I don`t doubt he is genuinely sorry for what he has done but there are two points here.

1 It wasn`t an error of judgement. I`d bet pounds to pennies that he`d driven too fast thousands of times before finally killing someone, so that`s thousands of errors, not one.

2 It`s almost certain that if I, or anyone else, had pointed out to him before he had this accident, he was driving too fast, he`d almost certainly have just replied with a load of abuse :
F off, F off, F off, F off....
Then he kills someone, and then, apparently, it`s all different......
 
Justin Smith said:
1 It wasn`t an error of judgement. I`d bet pounds to pennies that he`d driven too fast thousands of times before finally killing someone, so that`s thousands of errors, not one.

2 It`s almost certain that if I, or anyone else, had pointed out to him before he had this accident, he was driving too fast, he`d almost certainly have just replied with a load of abuse :
F off, F off, F off, F off....
Then he kills someone, and then, apparently, it`s all different......
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I think you may be mistaking this forum for one that gives a toss about your little rants.

You still haven't learned what an apostrophe looks like either.
 
Remember, speed kills.

Its alright to drive down a snow covered NSL road at 60mph.

But for the love of god don't even think about driving down the same road at 70mph in the dry.

Child killer!
 
Justin, just move the **** over to the left lane if there's room. Here's a good rule for you:

If someone can undertake you, you're in the wrong lane! People that don't know how to use a road with more than 1 lane do my nut in.

Either stick to the Highway Code regarding lanes, or bugger off to India where they just drive around as they please.
 
mattyprice4004 said:
JPeople that don't know how to use a road with more than 1 lane do my nut in.
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living in an area surrounded by single track roads, you'd be amazed at the number of people that have no idea how to drive on them - sometimes you have to remind people of the highway code... you'd be surprised at how many people think their wing mirrors are decorations and the rear view is just for putting make up on!!:mad:
 
Justin Smith said:
You both lack imagination. Personally I think that`s the basic cause of so much bad driving and consequently so many accidents. Those at the wheel have so little imagination they`re brains are actually incapable of conceiving what could possibly go wrong.
Take it from me, I`ve been driving 25 years and overtaking on the inside is dangerous, and remember if you have an accident the chances are you`ll be found to be liable.
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What's that character stealing the apostrophes space?
 
Maybe he uses the grave to show where you'll end up with the 'dangerous driving'?

But, we're too poor to have three lane roads up here. Still doesn't stop undertaking happening though.
 
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