Throat cancer 'caused by oral sex' says Michael Douglas
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Wait... unprotected oral sex? How the heck do you have protected oral sex? Put a condom over your tongue?
Dental dams are popular among lesbians.
I have no idea what they are, but I'm sure I can figure it out - without googling it at work
No they aren't, unless they are living with a known infected person.
I dunno, I'd think twice about chowing down on a snatch that gave me cancer.
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In fairness he is 68, hardly like it's cut him down in his prime. For a lickity lick of Catherine Zeta Jones in her prime, I would.........actually **** it I wouldn't.
Would have to be hotter than that.
In fairness he is 68, hardly like it's cut him down in his prime. For a lickity lick of Catherine Zeta Jones in her prime, I would.........actually **** it I wouldn't.
Would have to be hotter than that.
Bare (literally) minimum would be Olsen Twins. Both of them. Same time.
e: 5,000th post is about oral with the Olsen Twins. What a proud moment.
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Not a bad call, you'd struggle to get them to go with each other though.
Maybe a more fitting combination of Elisha Cuthbert and aylar lie dianati (some good videos).
Mix it up a bit, in a swimming pool with enough oil and lube to slide around, and just go for it.
Still not sure it'd be worth the cancer for, but ask me again when I'm 68 and I might change my mind...
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I didn't know that theophany was a homosexual.
neither does he yet, but I reckon he's turnable
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Start with a hairy lady and move on from there? Incorporate a little finger here and there and instill a love of broad shoulders?
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Not at all, this **** comes naturally to me. It makes up for my lack of academic prowess.