Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks

Greebo · 13 Jun 2013 at 18:52

Subliminal Aura said:
I haven't laughed this hard for a while....

EDIT: OK found it

https://soundcloud.com/westmidlandspolice%2Fman-calls-emergency-number-to

Subliminal Aura · 13 Jun 2013 at 18:53

Greebo said:
I know. I couldnt beleive the woman who wanted a password for her laptop lol

+1

ps3ud0 · 13 Jun 2013 at 19:03

Greebo said:
https://soundcloud.com/westmidlandspolice%2Fman-calls-emergency-number-to

Loving the 101 number on that, the next one about a laptop password is even better

ps3ud0

Naff8000 · 13 Jun 2013 at 19:08

That sounds like true love

Frenzy · 13 Jun 2013 at 19:17

That laptop thing, it sounds like the scam/virus that was going around asking you for payment before you could unlock your pc.

Bennie-Mac · 13 Jun 2013 at 19:21

DirtyJester said:
Wasn't that long ago someone in Bangor (I think) Co.Down rang 999 to complain the local Chinese takeaway wasn't answering their phone...

*cough* eh no...

cm1179 · 13 Jun 2013 at 19:29

god bless the west midlands

The Running Man · 13 Jun 2013 at 20:19

lol at the girl who phoned the police for a laptop password.

DirtyJester · 13 Jun 2013 at 20:25

Bennie-Mac said:
*cough* eh no...

You sure....

Actually it may have been Belfast

Xordium · 13 Jun 2013 at 20:32

cm1179 said:
god bless the west midlands

Not all of us are that daft ... honest.

Bennie-Mac · 13 Jun 2013 at 20:36

DirtyJester said:
You sure....

Actually it may have been Belfast

Split the difference, Newtownards. Sounds like something they would do the bunch of weirdos...

Gackt · 13 Jun 2013 at 21:29

Maybe he should have inspected the 'goods' before paying for it. Checked out some reviews or something.

deuse · 13 Jun 2013 at 21:44

Caller "basically Yeh I'm from small heath basically"

what a nut job

Kenai · 13 Jun 2013 at 21:44

The Running Man said:
lol at the girl who phoned the police for a laptop password.

Can understand that one, she sounded foreign and a few people at work recently have had a virus that locks out their machine with a massive UK POLICE warning page.

VIPER258 · 13 Jun 2013 at 21:46

What a wonderful world we live in.

mrk · 13 Jun 2013 at 22:00

Basically lol.

4T5 · 13 Jun 2013 at 22:38

This is why there needs to be a feedback system for prostitutes.

Subliminal Aura · 13 Jun 2013 at 23:15

4T5 said:
This is why there needs to be a feedback system for prostitutes.

There is *cough* 'ehem. Maybe I've said too much

JCX50 · 13 Jun 2013 at 23:18

Gackt said:
Checked out some reviews or something.

+1

madtoady · 13 Jun 2013 at 23:25

Nymins said:
At least he has standards.

I really don;t know why that made me lol so much.