Poll: BAD chinese restaraunt experience

What happens - YOU DECIDE.

  • Delete this awful thread.

    Votes: 33 10.7%

  • Ban this awful member.

    Votes: 99 32.0%

  • A name change!! - what do you mean tired and boring...? IT NEVER GETS OLD.

    Votes: 155 50.2%

  • I can think of worse posters who deserve a ban than someone telling a **** joke..... for example Der

    Votes: 22 7.1%
  • Total voters
    309
It's a joke. Oh. I thought I was going to get a story about horrific turds and chundering everywhere.

Ban. I'd have voted ban had I read before voting...
 
Derek W said:
You need enlightened? I'm sure you can look through the number of locked / deleted topics to figure things out.
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Yep. Us moderators are morons so need members to tell us there are people that are more deserving of a ban.
 
You should have went for the Cream of Sum Yung Gai soup. Guaranteed satisfaction when going in blind.
 
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shovelling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."

The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere."

Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnae get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either."

The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.

After five minutes of looking, the Chinese guy jumped out from the middle of the pile of sand and yelled...





























"SUPPLIES!!"
 
cm1179 said:
went to brum with a few mates for the day. we decided to go to a chinese restauarant for food.

i ordered the house special curry as i didn't feel particularly adventurous. anyway, food took nearly 30 minutes to arrive and when it did, what was placed in front of me didn't look like a curry!

it was a large pot with a lid on it. before i could say anything, the waiter walked off. so i'm there, looking at my mates tucking into their meals and i look again at this pot before me.

as i look at it, the lid lifts up and i notice a pair of eyes looking back at me, then the lid drops! i think what the heck?! then it happens again, lid lifts a little and two beady little eyes stare at me.

it happens again and i bring it to my mates attention. he's shocked too. i'm a bit warey of lifting the lid so i call the waiter over.

the waiter arrives and i explain how i don't believe i have the right meal; doesn't look much like a house special curry to me!

the waiter apologises. ''sorry sir! my mistake. i have given you the peking duck by mistake''.
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Derek W said:
Where did I suggest moderators were morons? :confused:
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You didn't suggest that, I inferred it from you feeling the need to exclaim that there are people more worthy of a ban. Don't worry, your request for a name change to Captain Obvious has been forwarded to the Admins.
 
Zefan said:
You didn't suggest that, I inferred it from you feeling the need to exclaim that there are people more worthy of a ban. Don't worry, your request for a name change to Captain Obvious has been forwarded to the Admins.
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Presumably it was you who put the poll up then?.....
 
Oh my lord, you should go in to detective work! Where do you get this amazing power of intuition :eek:?!
 
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