Off to Thailand for a month... Advice needed please!

Any questions feel free to ask. Anything I remember I'll just add here later! :)

Wow thanks so much for your post! That's a ton of info, I'll be sure to take note.

Mind me asking how long you went for and what your budget was (not including the plane tickets)?
 
I saw that bed place looked mental. There's a good Aussie bar and a German bar on soi 11. Great german food and beer. You should also check out soi cowboy, just for the sheer weirdness factor. It's one of the red light districts, yet very touristy. I found the Khaosan Road to busy with vendors etc. Rambuttri, just behind it was far better IMO.

Just to add I stayed here and thought the place was excellent. But there's loads of hotels to choose from

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g293916-d301338-r124784864-BelAire_Bangkok-Bangkok.html
 
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Posting from Koh Samui. My advice: don't rent a moped and get hit by a bus. Broken clavicles are bad, hospitals are expensive, and sitting inside your villa for 2 weeks sucks :P

Sorry. No real advice.
 
I've recently spent 5 weeks in Thailand going through every region and I really enjoyed it. It gets a lot of bad reviews from other travellers for being spoilt by tourism and I agree to an extent. There are dodgy areas in each location but you just have to be selective about where you go. People seem to either love or hate Bangkok so try to keep the duration of your stay there as flexible as possible.

The two best things I did were scuba diving (I chose PP but most places are good) and an elephant experience at the Thai Elephant Conservation Centre. I HIGHLY recommend going to a place like this where the elephants are treated well and you can spend a few days getting to know your elephant - half an hour rides in a saddle are everywhere but it's more of a 'ticking it off the list' type of activity to say you've ridden an elephant. You won't appreciate the animal and could be sustaining a business that might not treat them well.

As other's have mentioned, Kanchanaburi is a great idea. Adds a different element to your trip than the usual temples, beaches, tuk tuks and temples.

One area that I sadly couldn't work into my schedule was the golden triangle. Heading north from Chang Mai (a circular trip of a few days) you can see some beautiful scenery and everyone I spoke to who went there loved it.

To throw one little spanner in the works, northern Laos is amazing. If you head north to Chang Mai you can go through Chang Rai and into Luang Prabang. Through Phonsavan, Vang Vieng and down to Vientianne. From there you can easily fly back to Bangkok. This could take at least 1.5 weeks to do properly and could make your trip a bit non-stop though. Not ideal if you just want to relax.

My suggested itinerary would be this:

Bangkok
Kanchanaburi
Sukhothai
TECC
Chang Mai + golden triangle
Phuket (fly from Chang Mai)
Phi Phi
Bangkok

I've put the beach at the end so you can just chill, recover and reflect on all the cool stuff you've done. The other stops it depends on what you like. I've added Sukhothai because I loved the ancient half decayed temples and you only need 1 day.

As you can see, I will talk all day about this so if you have any more questions fire away.

Don't eat the street food, which is everywhere btw.

I agree with everything else you say but this. Street food is one of the best things about Asia I think. It's an amazing experience and good food at a really cheap price. During 5 months in SE Asia I never got ill.
 
Do more than your origional plan!

North Thailand Chang Mai Chang Rai etc is amazing so much more liad back than the rest of the country.

Don't go to the bridge over the river kwai it's a weird tourist trap, Don't do any of the tiger things they are ALL drugged.
 
Wow thanks so much for your post! That's a ton of info, I'll be sure to take note.

Mind me asking how long you went for and what your budget was (not including the plane tickets)?

You're welcome :)

We went for 3 weeks for our honeymoon.

In terms of budget, I don't actually remember, I think it was around 1500 each?! But I'm not sure I'm afraid!
 
Do more than your origional plan!

North Thailand Chang Mai Chang Rai etc is amazing so much more liad back than the rest of the country.

Don't go to the bridge over the river kwai it's a weird tourist trap, Don't do any of the tiger things they are ALL drugged.

The tigers we went too weren't; They were playing, jumping around etc. We got some photo's of tigers launching them selves up in the air only 15 minutes after we were in with them! Good photo actually, I might dig it out later :)
 
The tigers we went too weren't; They were playing, jumping around etc. We got some photo's of tigers launching them selves up in the air only 15 minutes after we were in with them! Good photo actually, I might dig it out later :)

Can I ask how you know?

And drugging isn't the only bad thing those places can do. Some refuse to be part of a sustainable breeding programme.
 
I saw that bed place looked mental. There's a good Aussie bar and a German bar on soi 11. Great german food and beer. You should also check out soi cowboy, just for the sheer weirdness factor. It's one of the red light districts, yet very touristy. I found the Khaosan Road to busy with vendors etc. Rambuttri, just behind it was far better IMO.

Just to add I stayed here and thought the place was excellent. But there's loads of hotels to choose from

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g293916-d301338-r124784864-BelAire_Bangkok-Bangkok.html

Bed is mental. Whilst we were eating they played airplane noises and on a projecter they showed the empire state building and King Kong. Then random women start dangling planes down and a guy dressed in a monkey suit started hitting the planes. Random as hell, but so funny!

We have desert, a sweet breaded coconut roll, served on our waitresses head. She was walking around with antlers and you eat the food off the antlers.

Also, whilst we were in Bed (the restaurant), there was a lady in the middle of it wearing a Kimono. You were invited to go up there and cut pieces of the Kimono off, doesn't matter where you cut. So much was cut eventually the kimono fell off (it's supposed too), girl was starkers underneath. So random.

The food at Ben though is amazing. I love food and we eat out a lot - Nobu being the last place we ate. Honestly Bed in Bangkok is up there with the best meal we've had :)
 
Posting from Koh Samui. My advice: don't rent a moped and get hit by a bus. Broken clavicles are bad, hospitals are expensive, and sitting inside your villa for 2 weeks sucks :P

Sorry. No real advice.

Sorry to hear that :(

I imagine that really messed up your holiday :(
 
The tigers we went too weren't; They were playing, jumping around etc. We got some photo's of tigers launching them selves up in the air only 15 minutes after we were in with them! Good photo actually, I might dig it out later :)

Please may you tell me the specific place you saw the tigers? I certainly want to avoid the bad ones

Thanks
 
It was called Tiger Kingdom, in Chiang Mai. The mahuts who look after the tigers don't carry knifes, guns etc, no weapons. All they have is a 6" stick, it's like a small wand! The tigers seem to respect it. When we were there we never saw anything mistreatment of any animals and the animals were definately not drugged whilst we were there. It's bloody hot, very very hot, during the day the tigers tend to chill out as it's too hot to move, they only let people in the cages with the tigers during specific time windows where the tigers won't be as active. If you miss the window you'll be watching it from outside as they can't let you in, as the tigers become very active!

The elephant place we went too was called Baan Chang. They're on FB, as they take a load of pictures for each group and post them up. I'd recommend both.
 
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In February me and the fiancée spent two weeks in Thailand , this was our itinerary :

Uk to Bangkok

2 night stay at the Hotel Novotel Bangkok Ploenchit , it's a 4* with comfortable and modern rooms , cost about £40 per night, it's located just down from Siam square which is a modern shopping district , there's a few different malls here including the MBK centre , Siam Centre and the Siam Paragon, these are a couple of minutes away on the Skytrain and there is a station right outside the hotel.

MBK sells lots of copied gear and cheaper stuff, Siam centre is a bit more of your average mall and the Siam Paragon is full of designer outlets , the Paragon also has a cinema, many many restaurants and a really good aquarium in the basement and is worth a visit.

We also visited Dusit Zoo which is a cheap taxi ride away , nice zoo and very cheap entrance fee, after the zoo we got a Tuktuk to a pier on the river and then got a boat down to central pier, quite an experience and loads to see

Bangkok to Phuket

Flights were about £45 each with Bangkok airways
Stayed 3nights at the Nap , Patong beach , a really contempory and nice 4* hotel , we only paid £35 pn but were originally meant to stay in a sister hotel but it had been double booked and was full so we got a free upgrade. I think the Nap could be a lot more expensive though

Patong is nice enough around the beach area but does get busy , there's plenty of eateries on an evening and the prices are quite reasonable , a walk down Bangla road on an evening opens the eyes a bit haha

Phuket to phiphi

We got a ferry here for about £10 each, we stayed at PP Insula for 3 nights at about £30 pn , it is loacted next to the market area and the rooms are basic and tiny , its not the best accommodation but it has good aircon , a fridge and is clean

Phiphi is a stunning island IMO and worth a short stay , there's a very nice beach, diving trips, long tail boats for hire , the driver will take you around the surrounding island ,maya bay where the movie the beach was filmed and to some nice snorkelling lagoons

We found some cafe/restaurants to be quite cheap for decent food, nothing fancy but nice enough

Phiphi to koh samui

Cost another tenner each for the ferry to Krabi then a flight to Samui which was about £50 each

Stayed in a private villa at the Chaweng Bay View resort cost about £45pn
The villa itself was nice enough and clean , ours was right outside the pool which was handy , we more or less had the pool to ourselves for our stay

We didn't venture far through the day just relaxed by the pool , on an evening we wandered down tot the main strip where's there's tons of restaurants and bars, there's some really nice beach bars too.

Also went on a speedboat day trip,to the Ang Thong national park which is a must imo, a really fun day out


Samui to Bangkok

Again nearly fifty quid pp for a flight with Bangkok air

This was the last leg of our trip and coincided with valentines day so I booked us into the Tower Club at Lebua ,a stunning 5 star hotel which gained some fame from The Hangover 2 in the scenes where theyre on the rooftop restaurant

Cost about £140 pn

Theres 2 lots of rooms at lebua but the tower club rooms provide some extras such as the club lounge with complimentary buffet style food and drink throughout the day, this includes alcohol. I gotta say we really enjoyed this as the food was top notch with quality cold cut meats, breads , freshly made pastries , desserts , chocolates, cocktails ,etc

The room was also great , very modern and huge, with it being a club room it's also quite high up , ours was on the 56th floor and was quite something standing out on the balcony

And that was that, back to the uk

Hopefully some of that will help a little
 
Ideally in Bangkok you want to stay near Sukhumvit, we stayed at in a place called Aloft, which is opposite Bed Restaurant - the food there is amazing, completely out of this world. It isn't overly expensive, it's a must to go to! Also, there's a great place to eat called Cabbages and Condoms in Bangkok (soi 14 I think?!), make sure you go there, it's pretty cool! :)

In Bangkok you have the Reclining Buddah (Inside Wat Po), which is opposite the grand palace. If you go there stop for no one, you'll probably get approached and told that the grand palace is closed and that you should go somewhere else (likely along the river). This is false, it's a scam, the palace is always open. There's loud speakers all around the palace that tells you to ignore people and that it's open.
:)

Cabbages and Condoms is a great palce, we were there at Xmas and the Xmas tree had thousands of the things on it. The food was also lovely :D

My gf now lives in a high rise apartment near The Long Table Bar. Cracking place and cannot wait to pop back over. We both recommend the SilQ hotel, well priced, lovely inside and it's in Sukhumvit and near the raised train tube thing.

One sad thing is the banning of street bars. There were loads of them before xmas when we were there, but I think they got rid soon after. A pity.

As hilly has already mentioned, people telling you places are closed ARE scamming you. They even do it nicely and in good English and are pretty convincing. Then you hear the loudspeakers telling you to ignore the scammers. Also beware that you need to dress appropriately for temples. T-shirts that are too short on the arm and even normal bloke shorts will stop you getting in. You'll have to rent some awesome MC Hammer type overtrousers, some of which you will buy later for the lulz down Kao San road.
 
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12 days is far too long on Koh Samui.

Patong is a heap, 1 day/night there is plenty. Unless you like debauch night time economy that is. Spend 1 night there, go to a ping pong show and anything else you are curious about but that is it.

PhiPhi day trips are a waste of time. You need to get to the more remote areas of PhiPhi to experience it, the touristy/boat trip area is a dump.

Maya Bay is over-rated. Not bad as a stop off point but I would not go out of your way to go there...unless you really really want to see it. Exceptionally crowded however.

Chang Mai is popular, Phuket is worth a visit, the souther tip (Rawai area) is much calmer than other areas. The 'Big Buddah' is well worth a visit, especially if you rent some mopeds and ride up the hill, it's an awesome little half day trip. West coast is a lovely ride as well, some awesome beaches.

As mentioned, don't rent jet skis! Wear a helmet on motorcycles, it's law and tourists are hot targets for on the spot fines.

Don't insult the monarchy, or anyone for that matter. Former being a jail time offence though.

Wherever you end up though, you will enjoy it. It's an awesome place.
 
I am posting this on my last night of a 10 day trip to SE Asia.
I'm currently in Chiang Mai and it's rather underwhelming.
I went on a cooking course today which was fantastic, and having some guy knee and elbow me in the back for an hour was brilliant.

However, Chiang Mai is incredibly touristy and there not much here really. I didn't bother making by day trips out to the countryside as I spent the last week in Cambodia and Laos.
The night market is mainly full of tourist tat, and the place is absolutely crawling with tourists, which isn't really my sort of holiday. These are the people I'm trying to get away from!

I've been to Thailand before, and my word it has changed in 15 years!

If you're going for a month, I recommend you try and visit some other countries too-Vietnam, Malaysia, maybe Cambodia and Laos if you're feeling adventurous.
It'd be a shame to come all the way here and spend a month only in Thailand.

Having said that, this totally depends on what you want from your trip :)
 
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