If I could, I would...

If I could, I would get capes back in fashion, instead of having a degree, if you earn a milestone you gain a cape.

Doctors would have a certain cape. People who are knighted would have a nice cape.

It defines your profession and your accomplishments.
 
If I could, I would be able to eat chocolate, crisps and pies without any health repercussions regardless of how many or how often I ate them.
 
If I could, I would destroy all forms of social media from the face of the earth.

I would also like a time machine so see what things are like in the future and then take some things from the future back in time and screw everything up !
 
If I could, I would get capes back in fashion, instead of having a degree, if you earn a milestone you gain a cape.

Doctors would have a certain cape. People who are knighted would have a nice cape.

It defines your profession and your accomplishments.

May I recommend the excellent tome "Academical Dress of British and Irish Universities" by George W. Shaw? One's degree does entitle one to a most excellent gown; mine is a rather fetching shot silk...
 
Heres a thread for the mentally unstable guaranteed to get you put on an agency 'watch list'.

If I could, I would go V for Vendetta style on this government.

What's wrong with the government that's making you all angry?

Not happy with the cuts that many cannot understand? The UK is living beyond its means. You can't borrow more and more to keep your standards of living up on the hope it might turn rosy one day.
 
Become a sex pest and only talk about Asian woman in the most abstract terms (young, unsure of themselves, available, second class to me) and then post in GD every time anyone mentions anything to do with women.
 
If I could I would... change jobs and do something worthwhile like paramedic or Fireman or Police rather than the soul destroying crap I do now that I have to do just because the money is better than the other jobs mentioned and I have to support the family. :(
 
[FnG]magnolia;24564485 said:
Become a sex pest and only talk about Justin Timberlake in the most abstract terms (young, unsure of themselves, available, second class to me) and then post in GD every time anyone mentions anything to do with men.

You lush...
 
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