checking out other dudes meat at urinals...

CREATIVE!11 · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:06

this threads hate is starting to remind me of the circumcised vs non circumcised thread then me entering and starting a war against ant eaters.

UncleRuckus · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:07

OP do you have a lisp? This is important.

Bobcat · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:10

UncleRuckus said:
OP do you have a lisp? This is important.

LOL WTF

CREATIVE!11 · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:11

Bobcat said:
LOL WTF

uncle ruckus up to his tricks again.

Derek W · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:14

CREATIVE!11 said:
this threads hate is starting to remind me of the circumcised vs non circumcised thread then me entering

So which did you prefer when entering?

darael · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:15

The_Baron · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:20

StoutMeister · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:22

Deleted member 77746 · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:23

Why would you even want to do this? (unless you were gay and you wanted a piece)

/leaves thread.

CREATIVE!11 · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:23

StoutMeister said:

AAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!

made me burst out laughing

ElliorR · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:23

OP, I hope you've fully recovered from your accident on the M1 in May.

CREATIVE!11 · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:25

ElliorR said:
OP, I hope you've fully recovered from your accident on the M1 in May.

thanks, yeah feeling a lot better.

Bobcat · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:26

CREATIVE!11 said:
uncle ruckus up to his tricks again.

Maybe he is trying to picture a mental image lol

Do you look often (is this a regular thing) and has anyone ever said anything to you when caught looking?

RoboCod · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:27

When out drinking I usually use the cubicle. Mates will then berate for hiding my little willy. I then feel the need to explain that I prefer to "dab" with tissue after leaking in order to prevent pee drops in my pants (I don't like the idea that I come home with the missus for her to be presented with pee pants when we're getting down to it either). I also exclaim that if they are all so eager to gawp at my trouser snake, they are all more than welcome, and proceed to willycopter around the gents like a moron.

doofer · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:29

Must be difficult for a young religious Muslim man to come out openly as gay. Shame you're not a Catholic, they'd give you your own ****ing parish.

Doohickey · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:33

CREATIVE!11 said:
gay or not?

I don't see anything wrong with a quick cheeky glance to size up the competition you know, but I'm not sure if that makes me gay or not?

I'm pretty straight tbh I'm not homophobe either.

But obviously not straight enough.

boobaca · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:50

If someone saw you checking there sausage here , its likely you would get stabbed

LOAM · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:51

Why would anyone take meat onto a toilet with them, its a toilet not a cafe. Having an Arthur Ash with a pair of chickens and some bacon round you neck.

mjt · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:56

Totally not gay bro!

I'm not gay, but the dude sucking my **** is!

VoG · 15 Jul 2013 at 18:56

mattx2 said:
If your standing next to someone at the urinal you've already failed basic man etiquette therefore gay

^^ This tbqfh.