checking out other dudes meat at urinals...

[The Dread Pirate]

 

[CREATIVE!11]

I've caught gay from this thread

Oh you....

 

[gigeorge]

Not gay, just why?

 

[Deleted member 651465]

It sounds like OP has feelings of inadequacy and must seek out smaller penises to feel better about himself or is just attracted to other mens penises.

If I wanted to see how I stacked up I'd get a tape measure and look up the national averages.

I use the "water" test.

If your old boy ends up in the water when you are trying to pee, you're doing OK

 

[Akagi]

I bet some of you guys have given a cheeky look, you just can't fess up to it.

Even if I wanted to (which I wouldn't) I would be too scared of getting decked to do so anyway.

 

[Freefaller]

You obviously have no urinal etiquette knowledge.

I had my privates checked out whilst in Malaysia, but I guess they're curious to see if the hype of them being the smallest in the world was true, I proved them wrong

 

[Voltar]

Lots of people asserting their manliness by saying "gay" in here.

Personally I think correct etiquette is: eyes front, mind your own business and no talking.

 

[Freefaller]

Not gay, just why?

Indeed. But then again in changing rooms or showers you see men in their birthday suits, but you don't check them out do you... Or do you?

 

[sandy10]

No, totally straight.

Unless you mutter "hey big boy" or similar, or find yourself "growing" whilst looking?

 

[Akagi]

No, totally straight.

Unless you find yourself "growing" whilst looking?

That would be a pretty awful way to become aware of your sexuality.

 

[marc2003]

Personally I think correct etiquette is: eyes front

you don't want to do that in some toilets i was in recently. there were adverts for men's underpants above the urinals and the crotch was right at eye level. WTF were they thinking?

 

[sandy10]

That would be a pretty awful way to become aware of your sexuality.

I'd put it down simply to a change in the ambient temperature !

 

[wordy]

Gay.

 

[Retromatic]

It starts off with a look, before rapidly progressing to a touch and then a slip in the back end! Prepare your angus OP!

 

[MikeTheNative]

I recently recommend this forum to a friend of mine, I am now regretting this decision as he probably will not speak to me again.

 

[Regy53]

I recently recommend this forum to a friend of mine, I am now regretting this decision as he probably will not speak to me again.

Was in tenerife a few weeks ago with the family, we were about to leave this pool place and as it was a walk to the car i opted to go for a wazz as did my step dad, we both chose urinals spaced apart. Some spanish guy then went to the middle urinal and proceeded to stare at my meat, then my step dads and so on. he did not even use the Urinal.

When I walked away I called him a dirty *****. The scary thing is that kids will be using them

 

[arknor]

Was in tenerife a few weeks ago with the family, we were about to leave this pool place and as it was a walk to the car i opted to go for a wazz as did my step dad, we both chose urinals spaced apart. Some spanish guy then went to the middle urinal and proceeded to stare at my meat, then my step dads and so on. he did not even use the Urinal.

When I walked away I called him a dirty *****. The scary thing is that kids will be using them

did he give one of you the nod?

 

[pingwing]

Went to the loo in St Pancreas int last summer before an exam for uni, stood at the urinal, wizzed, half way through (long one here) some indian bloke came in and just gazed at it, out the corner of my eye he just was watching me!! Then he tried to make eye contact!!!

I had to stop half way through and just run away...

Oh and ULTRA GAY

 

[LiE]

Sexual harassment, have a nice time in prison OP.


Trolloololol

 

[Phosgene1974]

gay or not?

I don't see anything wrong with a quick cheeky glance to size up the competition you know, but I'm not sure if that makes me gay or not?

I'm pretty straight tbh I'm not homophobe either.

can i ask why your looking? curiosity? or you like looking at them? this will help me answer your question....