Entitled horse owner causes poo headache in McDonalds

[FnG]magnolia · 22 Jul 2013 at 22:52

A stupid woman has taken her horse inside a McDonalds in Manchester where it promptly **** on the floor to the entertainment and delight of literally no one.

A McDonalds source later commented that there was neigh chance that horsing around would be tolerated in any of its mane stores and that a hands on approach would be enforced to minimise disruption.

dirtychinchilla · 22 Jul 2013 at 22:52

Boring

Jonod2977 · 22 Jul 2013 at 22:53

They should have just served her at the drive thru

kaffe · 22 Jul 2013 at 22:54

Biohazard · 22 Jul 2013 at 22:55

She should have rode in.

What a ******* fail.

d_brennen · 22 Jul 2013 at 22:57

I've known there was horse in McDonalds for years

LOAM · 22 Jul 2013 at 22:57

Just eat the horse

StoutMeister · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:04

Pickey?

doofer · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:04

She should have gone to the old McDonalds. E, I, E, I, O.

bitslice · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:43

"It is against their Health and Safety policy to serve horse riders in the drive-thru"

Does it really?
So sub section 5, paragraph 7 specifically states
"It is against Health and Safety regulations to serve fast food to people on horseback"

Wow that's amazing, congratulations to McDonalds on having the most comprehensive H&S manual ever, it really does cover every eventuality.

Slimey toady do nothings, deserved what they got.
I hope they didn't try and sell the horse poo to someone expecting a cheeseburger

Nitefly · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:43

bitslice said:
"It is against their Health and Safety policy to serve horse riders in the dive-thru"

Does it really?
So sub section 5, paragraph 7 specifically states
"It is against Health and Safety regulations to serve fast food to people on horseback"

Wow that's amazing, congratulations to McDonalds on having the most comprehensive H&S manual ever, it really does cover every eventuality.

Slimey toady do nothings, deserved what they got.
I hope they didn't try and sell the horse poo to someone.

Fight the machine!

d_brennen · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:46

Only on OCUK will someone rail a food outlet for not serving some ponce on horseback.

Hope all the McD's staff get SENT HOME

[DOD]Asprilla · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:50

bitslice said:
"It is against their Health and Safety policy to serve horse riders in the drive-thru"

Does it really?
So sub section 5, paragraph 7 specifically states
"It is against Health and Safety regulations to serve fast food to people on horseback"

Wow that's amazing, congratulations to McDonalds on having the most comprehensive H&S manual ever, it really does cover every eventuality.

Slimey toady do nothings, deserved what they got.
I hope they didn't try and sell the horse poo to someone expecting a cheeseburger

It's more likely to be as a result of their public liability insurance which will define what activities are covered. They will be insured for serving people in cars, but not people on horseback.

httk · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:54

That is a very thorough H&S Policy!

Firestar_3x · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:55

They won't serve you on a push bike either, stupid drive through rules!

Pudney · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:55

Why? All you have to say is only cars and vans allowed. No need to mention horses.

dowie · 22 Jul 2013 at 23:57

[DOD]Asprilla;24650360 said:
It's more likely to be as a result of their public liability insurance which will define what activities are covered. They will be insured for serving people in cars, but not people on horseback.

stupid actuaries unable to price tail risk...

httk · 23 Jul 2013 at 00:19

At least the horse didn't have the trots.

sricardos2000 · 23 Jul 2013 at 00:22

httk said:
At least the horse didn't have the trots.

if so they could have canteracted it with a Big Mac

httk · 23 Jul 2013 at 00:26

sricardos2000 said:
if so they could have canteracted it with a Big Mac

Wow, your pun made me feel a lot better about my pun, which previously I had thought was quite bad until you lowered the bar.