Entitled horse owner causes poo headache in McDonalds

sricardos2000 · 23 Jul 2013 at 00:27

httk said:
Wow, your pun made me feel a lot better about my pun, which previously I had thought was quite bad until you lowered the bar.

Should help my showjumping career...

mattyfez · 23 Jul 2013 at 00:30

Pudney said:
Why? All you have to say is only cars and vans allowed. No need to mention horses.

Or just put a sign up saying 'wheatons law applies here'.

VIPER258 · 23 Jul 2013 at 00:31

Like Macdonalds don't serve **** all the time. :rolleyes:

jcr · 23 Jul 2013 at 12:47

It's hardly surprising that the horse pooped itself being taken into a burger bar

cHk4 · 23 Jul 2013 at 12:49

jcr said:
It's hardly surprising that the horse pooped itself being taken into a burger bar

Yea, it more than likely smelt it's relatives.

413x · 23 Jul 2013 at 12:51

Probably sensed it's relatives were there.

It's called a drive through, not ride through

TheVoice · 23 Jul 2013 at 12:52

At least she got an FPN, too often idiots do stupid things and it's just laughed off by everyone involved.

bitslice said:
"It is against their Health and Safety policy to serve horse riders in the drive-thru"

Does it really?
So sub section 5, paragraph 7 specifically states
"It is against Health and Safety regulations to serve fast food to people on horseback"

Wow that's amazing, congratulations to McDonalds on having the most comprehensive H&S manual ever, it really does cover every eventuality.

Slimey toady do nothings, deserved what they got.
I hope they didn't try and sell the horse poo to someone expecting a cheeseburger

Turn down the irrational dial a notch and consider that perhaps they don't want horses defecating all over their drive through tarmac which other customers then have to drive their cars through, or their staff have to clean up.

Col_M · 23 Jul 2013 at 12:56

The pony just deposited the key ingredient of the McGrylls milkshake.

the shadow · 23 Jul 2013 at 13:02

Neighsty

satanicguardian · 23 Jul 2013 at 13:05

Oh god that is funny.

Redz · 23 Jul 2013 at 23:42

I bet she's chomping at the bit after being saddled with that fine.

httk · 23 Jul 2013 at 23:43

Redz said:
I bet she's chomping at the bit after being saddled with that fine.

Nice!

Tefal · 24 Jul 2013 at 00:25

bitslice said:
"It is against their Health and Safety policy to serve horse riders in the drive-thru"

Does it really?
So sub section 5, paragraph 7 specifically states
"It is against Health and Safety regulations to serve fast food to people on horseback"

Wow that's amazing, congratulations to McDonalds on having the most comprehensive H&S manual ever, it really does cover every eventuality.

Slimey toady do nothings, deserved what they got.
I hope they didn't try and sell the horse poo to someone expecting a cheeseburger

or more likely just "the drive through is for cars and small vans only".

people don't tend to list the exclusions but the inclusions

arknor · 24 Jul 2013 at 00:28

bitslice said:
"It is against their Health and Safety policy to serve horse riders in the drive-thru"

Does it really?
So sub section 5, paragraph 7 specifically states
"It is against Health and Safety regulations to serve fast food to people on horseback"

Wow that's amazing, congratulations to McDonalds on having the most comprehensive H&S manual ever, it really does cover every eventuality.

Slimey toady do nothings, deserved what they got.
I hope they didn't try and sell the horse poo to someone expecting a cheeseburger

They won't serve cyclists either :mad:

drivethru must be more dangerous than A roads

xMarkie · 24 Jul 2013 at 00:41

All she had to do was park the horse, go inside and get her meal.

From experience its quicker than the drive through unless you're the only person there. There is always someone who stops too far from the window/doesn't speak loud enough/can't find enough money - in the drive-thru queue and you end up sitting there.

Or she could have always just eaten the shetland pony in a bun

Hades · 24 Jul 2013 at 01:26

At least it has been cleared up now, that's the maine thing.

Spangles · 24 Jul 2013 at 06:53

Thank god they have tightened the reigns on this now.

The Dread Pirate · 24 Jul 2013 at 10:32

I believe the main issue here is the customers already in the McD's saw what was coming out of the pony looked at their own food and then realized what was on their plates was literally just being created on the floor by said pony at no cost to them... they promptly left to find the nearest stable!