Cow slurry fetish man to undergo new psychiatric tests

Weazle · 25 Jul 2013 at 15:05

yhack said:
These puns are crap.

And downright cheesy too .....

IronWarrior · 25 Jul 2013 at 15:08

Well ain't this a crap story.

^187 · 25 Jul 2013 at 15:10

IronWarrior said:
Well ain't this a crap story.

Yeah, it cud be better

Cosimo · 25 Jul 2013 at 15:12

He deserves a pat on the back....

DirtyJester · 25 Jul 2013 at 15:17

I bet he felt crap when he was scooped for it...

UncleRuckus · 25 Jul 2013 at 15:24

Theophany said:
UncleRuckus, what've you been up to mate?

God I miss Devon.

Someone's clearly trying to spread **** about me and my tribe

IronWarrior · 25 Jul 2013 at 15:26

DirtyJester said:
I bet he felt crap when he was scooped for it...

I bet the cops felt crap when they arrested him.

Gaverick · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:00

I wonder what the cattleyst for this behaviour is, he should be udderly ashamed of himself.

MooMoo444 · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:02

These cow puns have reached tipping point.

Cosimo · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:07

IronWarrior said:
I bet the cops felt crap when they arrested him.

I bet they smelt awful...

Theophany · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:16

UncleRuckus said:
Someone's clearly trying to spread **** about me and my tribe

...you mean your herd?

UncleRuckus · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:17

Theophany said:
...you mean your herd?

You should see the size of my cow's udders! :eek:

Cosimo · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:19

His favourite drink is a McSlurry.

Fenris · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:21

robfosters said:
Who is he hurting exactly?

He threatened to kill a family because they wouldn't let him roll naked in cow ****.

neverender · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:22

As a Devon resident I feel it's important to point out this guy is just been treated in our fine county, and actually got his rocks off over the boarder in stinky Cornwall.

Theophany · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:43

UncleRuckus said:
You should see the size of my cow's udders!

Would suggesting that you pull the udder one ruin the moo-mentum of this bovine pun banter?

Col_M · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:43

This thread is going OT, lets steer it back on track.

smelly_legend · 25 Jul 2013 at 16:55

Nothing to see here. Moo von.

Theophany · 25 Jul 2013 at 17:02

^^ appropriate name is appropriate.

digipeep · 25 Jul 2013 at 22:43

neverender said:
As a Devon resident I feel it's important to point out this guy is just been treated in our fine county, and actually got his rocks off over the boarder in stinky Cornwall.

We send the fruitcakes your way, he won't stand out as much in Devon as a weirdo.