Best uninentional puns?

[dcsarge]

@ Freakbro - I have never had to suppress so much laughter for fear of my kids asking what is funny, it actually hurt

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Some classics in there.. I love a good pun

 

[Uhtred]

I bought a pair of trainers a few years ago and I asked the assistant if my bad trainers might be the cause of my shin splints, to which he replied, "that's probably not the sole reason, no"

 

[!bluetonic!]

I was expecting at least one post in the first 10 to make me laugh.
But no pun in ten did.

 

[Scougar]

Let's just say a woman I know is standing at the bus stop struggling with a pram, a child and shopping. She is attempting to manage all three and whilst trying to fold the pram down she can't quite reach the pram button, so looks up at the driver and asks "Can you give me a finger?". Cue the driver in hysterics and said woman in major blush episode....

 

[Gooner14]

It was Johnners who was supposed to have said it but unfortunately it never happened.

Blowers said he did though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/test_match_special/2664751.stm

 

[Pestilence]

Not exactly a pun, but I did laugh last night when watching (I believe it was) the BBC News at 6.

They had a piece on the recent Spanish train crash disaster, seemingly caused by the driver taking a bend much too fast. Once that piece concluded, they moved straight into one regarding the economy, which is apparently improving. The opening words were something like:

"Word is the economy is improving -- and while it isn't quite full steam ahead...".

 

[VIPER258]

Good way to kill some time on a Friday. keep it coming guys.

 

[Nimdok]

(Is there a new wipeout game or something?)

Studio Liverpool has been shut down, so sadly I think HD/2048 is the last we'll see of it unless Sony has another team create it, or reopens it

Also some of the guys from Studio Liverpool have moved on to make Men's Bathroom Mayhem

 

[B@Th*nG]

Studio Liverpool has been shut down, so sadly I think HD/2048 is the last we'll see of it unless Sony has another team create it, or reopens it

Also some of the guys from Studio Liverpool have moved on to make Men's Bathroom Mayhem

to make... i'm sorry, what? mens bathroom mayhem?

B@

 

[Nimdok]

to make... i'm sorry, what? mens bathroom mayhem?

B@

Yep, you read that right it's a game about men's bathroom etiquette or something along those lines...

 

[gillywibble]

I went into a bakers once and asked for a loaf of bread. The cashier asked me if I wanted brown or white bread to which I replied "Either, my bike's outside".

 

[Nursie]

Blowers said he did though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/test_match_special/2664751.stm

Earlier in the summer there was a program on 5 live about TMS. Johnners son was on the program and they discussed the "Bowlers Holding" and he said that Johnners always said that he had never said it but would have loved to have said it. There is also nothing in the TMS archives about it.

 

[Belmit]

Not exactly a pun, but I did laugh last night when watching (I believe it was) the BBC News at 6.

They had a piece on the recent Spanish train crash disaster, seemingly caused by the driver taking a bend much too fast. Once that piece concluded, they moved straight into one regarding the economy, which is apparently improving. The opening words were something like:

"Word is the economy is improving -- and while it isn't quite full steam ahead...".

I too heard this and thought it was ill-timed. I think it was just the opening summary of each piece as well so it happened in very quick succession.

 

[antijoke]

So we've gone from puns to innuendo bingo.

 

[B@Th*nG]

I went into a bakers once and asked for a loaf of bread. The cashier asked me if I wanted brown or white bread to which I replied "Either, my bike's outside".

i'm normally pretty good at there "wears the soap" style jokes, but i just don't get this one

B@

 

[antijoke]

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

 

[httk]

i'm normally pretty good at there "wears the soap" style jokes, but i just don't get this one

B@

+1 I don't get it either...

 

[UncleRuckus]

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

 

[The Funktopus]

Two of the chaps on my course were discussing their plans earlier to get utterly wrecked tonight, simply because it's the weekend, and were thus making arrangements to go to ASDA later to get a case of Magners each to bring back to the halls. I raised the point; "Why go to the hassle of bringing it back to the halls, when you could just sit in ASDA's carpark and get trollied there instead?"