Couples who have conversations over..

Aye, one of our marketing dudes @ work showed me how they use FB to do targeted advertising. If you are seeing stuff on your FB page, it's aimed @ you for a reason, IE, gender, age, friends, location etc, etc...

Never knew just how tweakable those ads are, until I saw the options for myself.

I really meant what shows up on your feed. Adverts are off to the right generally and just use an ad-blocker if they annoy people.

People also seem to think its just about friends (even though half the time 98% of people's friends lists aren't actual friends and you wonder why you don't care what they say, delete em), I find it very useful to keep upto date with certain events, products, companies, news etc. it's replaced Flipboard for me. I can just like NASA, SpaceX, upton chili farm etc and just see what they post and keep up todate like that.
 
The last laugh goes to the people who run Facebook, who get to store the desperate attention-seeking posts of the insecure, who are of the massive misconception that people care.
 
It's people posting endless pictures of their children, and talking about their child's toilet habits which annoy me.
 
It's people posting endless pictures of their children, and talking about their child's toilet habits which annoy me.


A girl I knew actually posted a picture of 'a number two' in a potty, to show all and sundry that her daughter had used it for the first time, big beaming smile on her face as she posed with it. :confused:
 
A girl I knew actually posted a picture of 'a number two' in a potty, to show all and sundry that her daughter had used it for the first time, big beaming smile on her face as she posed with it. :confused:

Aye, I had a friend post a picture of her baby covered in diarrhoea :( Do we have the same friend? :p
 
My problem is the people who post this drivel



and yes that is a real post with the name removed.

I raise you:

As if coming home to my beautiful fiancé & beautiful daughter wasn't enough, coming home to them snuggling looking into each others eyes was enough to bring a tear to my eyes, call me soft I don't care, I'm proud if my [name redacted] & my daughter.
 
Why don't you do what some OCUK members do and instead post inane replies on the Facebook thread such as :

'Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?'
'Did you have to start a thread on this?'
'Never heard of him/her'
'Is this thread still going?'

or you could just ignore it - works for me.

Did you have to start a thread on this?




..:D
 
[FnG]magnolia;24680752 said:
The problem is that most people are self-absorbed cretins with a hilariously misguided belief that other people (who are also self-absorbed cretins) have any interest in their meaningless lives other than to quietly judge them for being self-absorbed cretins.

The internet in general and facebook in particular remind us on a daily basis that the majority of people are stupid, vain, vapid, vacuous toddlers with little self-control in how they portray themselves, how they talk to others, and how they interact with the world. We live in a world where selfies project your brand even if that brand is utterly awful and pointless.

This.

The internet was better 10yrs ago, now every moron and chav has access.
 
I don't really get why anyone posts more than once a week to Facebook to anyone who's not in the country, it's a bit of a daft website where teenagers and post-teenagers seem to require constant agreement from their fellow morons regarding their continued existence.

What really got me was being out at the weekend to see a comedian, the idiot next to me was so intent on getting a photo of himself at the event on his own phone (selfie) that he missed one of the most amusing jokes, his mate didn't - his response when this was pointed out?

Did you video it so I can watch it later?

What the..

Why go to live shows if all you'll do is try to muck about on Facebook to show you are attending a live show..

Anyway back on subject, if I attempted to have a conversation with my wife over facebook or have one of those corny-semi-fictional conversations with her about how cute our daughter is she'd probably kick me out, does her head when her friends do it with their husbands/partners.
 
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