4yr old cousin freaked me out man..

Justintime · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:34

Got my older 23 yr old cousin and his 4yr old sister staying over here for 2 days. I sometimes pretend to 'eat' her face going 'nom nom nom'... tonight the comeback was a bit chilling. She goes to me "i like you, i won't eat your face, i'll cut it off and wear it like a mask".

Me and older cousin were left speechless.. :eek:

Is this normal for a 4yr old? hehe

JHeaton · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:35

No. Run.

Kenai · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:36

Yes, the desire to skin relatives and wear them is an entirely natural emotion for a four year old child to display. They all do it.

Monkeynut · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:36

Nighty night, don't let the face removers bite.

Justintime · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:37

Kenai said:
Yes, the desire to skin relatives and wear them is an entirely natural emotion for a four year old child to display. They all do it.

Well i meant it in the sense, of 'creepy but innocent ramblings' not face removal

Uncle Petey · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:40

Soon...

Rroff · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:40

Slightly mis-quoted from a movie isn't it?

Aedus · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:44

Jegethy · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:44

That's cute, she just wants to reenact Face/Off. Grab a knife and help her out.

G-MAN2004 · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:45

Too much Face/Off for her.

Justintime · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:45

Rroff said:
Slightly mis-quoted from a movie isn't it?

Hmm.. hadn't thought of that, though a 4yr old making that much of a connection is either brilliant or creepy, don't have kids so don't know how intelligent they're supposed to be.

djshauny1 · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:47

Spenj · 4 Aug 2013 at 01:49

Cannot be unheard

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Disaster · 4 Aug 2013 at 02:15

doofer · 4 Aug 2013 at 02:18

But what is really freaky: You don't have a 4 Year old cousin... [/MNightShymalyanamananyam]

bitslice · 4 Aug 2013 at 02:21

Did you plan on sleeping tonight?
I'd hide in the wardrobe if I were you.

Dammit Aedus, now I want Pancakes! :mad:

Justintime · 4 Aug 2013 at 03:15

bitslice said:
Did you plan on sleeping tonight?
I'd hide in the wardrobe if I were you.

Dammit Aedus, now I want Pancakes!

I'm still a bit unsettled

Kicking them out asap tomorrow night

TurnipHead · 4 Aug 2013 at 03:28

Justintime · 4 Aug 2013 at 04:03

My cousin got a text a few mins back from his just back from clubbing sister alluding to a setup, seems there's a reddit thread about creepy things kids say, she noted i do the pretend eat face thing and got her sister to memorise a few lines.
We were both in the dark about it obviously, can go to sleep now

chief barker · 4 Aug 2013 at 04:08

I'm not sure I would be telling my 4 year old to say that to be honest.