4yr old cousin freaked me out man..

"You're a sexy boy and you have sex with sexy girls..." - my 6 yo brother when I got home after work! So random I had no response lol.
 
My cousin got a text a few mins back from his just back from clubbing sister alluding to a setup, seems there's a reddit thread about creepy things kids say, she noted i do the pretend eat face thing and got her sister to memorise a few lines.
We were both in the dark about it obviously, can go to sleep now :p

That is a marvellous setup, hilarious.
 
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its nothing too bad really for the age.

when i lost my grandma a couple of years ago and we explained it to my then 3 year old she decided to show everyone her impression of great grandma by laying perfectly still on the floor... unfortunatly she decided to show my in-laws the day we went round to be told my father in law had lung cancer.
 
Got my older 23 yr old cousin and his 4yr old sister staying over here for 2 days. I sometimes pretend to 'eat' her face going 'nom nom nom'... tonight the comeback was a bit chilling. She goes to me "i like you, i won't eat your face, i'll cut it off and wear it like a mask".


Me and older cousin were left speechless..:eek: Is this normal for a 4yr old? hehe :)

She's been watching Office US!

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