I'm not sure I would be telling my 4 year old to say that to be honest.
My cousin got a text a few mins back from his just back from clubbing sister alluding to a setup, seems there's a reddit thread about creepy things kids say, she noted i do the pretend eat face thing and got her sister to memorise a few lines.
We were both in the dark about it obviously, can go to sleep now![]()
"You're a sexy boy and you have sex with sexy girls..." - my 6 yo brother when I got home after work! So random I had no response lol.
If someone taught my kids to say that I would punch their face off.

But what is really freaky: You don't have a 4 Year old cousin... [/MNightShymalyanamananyam]
Got my older 23 yr old cousin and his 4yr old sister staying over here for 2 days. I sometimes pretend to 'eat' her face going 'nom nom nom'... tonight the comeback was a bit chilling. She goes to me "i like you, i won't eat your face, i'll cut it off and wear it like a mask".
Me and older cousin were left speechless..Is this normal for a 4yr old? hehe
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