Now I know why I don't want to become a PC Gamer!!!!

Turn off the poison microwave transmitter and get an Ethernet cable and a Powerline adapter instead. Now and again I feel it necessary to say this, but using wireless internet is not just having a negative impact on your connectivity, but also on your health, and on the health of your neighbour's.

That's right! See that 5 year old kid whose head lies down right next to your wireless router with a few inches of plasterboard in between? You are giving him brain cancer.

LOL That has just given me one the best laughs in a while :D
 
I went to use my wife's PS3 to play Heavy Rain a week or so ago.

Spent an hour and a half downloading system and game updates. The best bit was when after half an hour of downloading the PS3 ran out of disk space...so I had to delete several thing and re-download the biggest patch.

You dodged a bullet there...it's appalling!
 
DONE!!! The pnkbstrA.exe and the B.exe were in the sysWOW64 folder!!! Moved them in to the BFBC2 folder and it works!!! But now I have terrible lag issues!! I've joined 4 games (all with a ping of less than 25). I run forward and it jumps me back to where I started! Anything I can do to solve this?

did I not say that on a reply on page 1 reply 8

As for the lag best thing to do is go here http://www.pingtest.net/
Tell us the results
 
In my day, you had no internet.

You just had to fix it :)

That must have been a long ****riendly time ago, I distinctly remember hunting through usenet to get the right balance of emm386.sys, himem.sys and interrupts to get DOS games working.

That said, punkbuster was always a bag of junk and should die in a fire.
 
Cos....u are with some 'mainstream' supplier (Virgin) that relies on their customer base not really having a clue about what makes a quality connection, or even caring, but who are impressed by big numbers all the same.

If you have just tested your connection, then you are most likely getting bandwidth bottlenecked due to it being peak internet time. If you had been downloading and went over more than 2Gb or whatever this evening, then your bandwidth would be bottlenecked down to about 2Mb/s (200KBPs download speed).

Having said that, 9Mb is around 15-20 times more bandwidth than you actually need for online gaming. Far more important is latency, stutter, and packet loss. These are all factors that wireless will have a negative impact on.

Turn off the poison microwave transmitter and get an Ethernet cable and a Powerline adapter instead. Now and again I feel it necessary to say this, but using wireless internet is not just having a negative impact on your connectivity, but also on your health, and on the health of your neighbour's.

That's right! See that 5 year old kid whose head lies down right next to your wireless router with a few inches of plasterboard in between? You are giving him brain cancer.

You calling me a killer!!! lol I'm not sure if you're basing this on opinion or fact but I'm almost certain you're wrong!!! And it's ok, no kids live next door . The powerline adapter is definitely something I'm considering!
 
So these are the results.

Packet loss = 0%
Ping = 20ms
Jitter = 1ms

Sounds good to me??

Edit: Went back to try online again and I get kicked straight away because it can't connect with pnkbstrA.exe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was working a couple of hours ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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In my day, you had no internet.

You just had to fix it :)

Haha, this is so true. My voyage of discovery started with me typing 'help' at the command prompt. There was an 'A:\' prompt, and I had no idea how to get Prince of Persia to run :p

We literally had to teach ourselves, because Google was not invented :p Amazingly, we somehow figured it all out.
 
PC gaming is just picky with its friends, but give your PC some TLC and a few quick internet searches and normally you'll be up and running within 10 minutes.

What with Steam, Windows 7, auto updating etc PC gaming is now easier then ever before. I remember the days of DOS and creating boot discs with config.sys files with a little loaded as possible to claw back as much base memory as possible..

Remember 640k would be all we'd ever need - right?

PC gaming is after 20 years at it myself is now so simple that I reckon kids today should be made to build, configure and try to run Tie Fighter on a self built DX2 66 with DOS and Windows 3.11

they'd not complain anymore after trying to do that with no internet..!!
 
So these are the results.

Packet loss = 0%
Ping = 20ms
Jitter = 1ms

Sounds good to me??

Edit: Went back to try online again and I get kicked straight away because it can't connect with pnkbstrA.exe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was working a couple of hours ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you try running that pbsvc file after putting it in the PB folder? I know you found the services in the syswow64, but this file will make sure they're running currectly too :) Also, run the pbsetup just to make sure PB is updated as that might be while you're lagging out due to PB being in pain in the backside (as usual) :D
 
PC gaming is after 20 years at it myself is now so simple that I reckon kids today should be made to build, configure and try to run Tie Fighter on a self built DX2 66 with DOS and Windows 3.11

they'd not complain anymore after trying to do that with no internet..!!

Cute :D

My first pc was a DX2 66
 
Turn off the poison microwave transmitter and get an Ethernet cable and a Powerline adapter instead. Now and again I feel it necessary to say this, but using wireless internet is not just having a negative impact on your connectivity, but also on your health, and on the health of your neighbour's.

That's right! See that 5 year old kid whose head lies down right next to your wireless router with a few inches of plasterboard in between? You are giving him brain cancer.

Haha, reminded me of this (large image warning):

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The final straw for console gaming for me was the massive patches everytime I switched it on. Supposed to be low friction easy gaming? No chance.
 
Recently I decided that it might be a good idea to stick a decent GPU in my system and start playing some games on my PC. I've had BFBC2 for a while but never played it so I thought I'd give it a go. To my suprise it worked quite well with the intel HD4000. So after a bit of single player I decided I would venture into multiplayer...........or at least I tried!!!

What the hell is up with Punkbuster! I understand it's a good idea but it just doesn't work! I've installed it and ran the set up for BFBC2 but it doesn't install any of the pnkbstrA.exe or the B.exe so it doesn't work. I've looked everywhere for a solution but found nothing.

This is what I was worried about, PC gaming is just not as simple as console gaming. I have friends who constantly complain about how their game doesn't work or "all of a sudden I can't join any servers!" so after trying to play my first game on the PC and found that it's just not as straight forward as it could be......I give up!

......unless someone can help me out!!!

I'm sorry your having issues, but if you want to play the most powerful and liberated of gaming platforms your going to need to cahonie up and accept that you will have issues at times due to PC being a platform with a ridiculous amount of software and hardware combinations.

I hope you stick at it but these issues aren't as common these days as say 5-10 years ago, heck i remember the days when you didn't have the net for help and that was truly frustrating.
 
Yeah, things are better now.

I had a 486 DX33 with 4MB ram and was devastated that there were games I couldn't get to run because I didn't have enough free memory even though they said min requirements 4mb ram on the box.

You soon learned all the tricks possible to free up as much memory as possible, including boot-disks
 
I will never understand why they include this crap (punkbuster) and then completely fail to integrate it into an update method. The security solution should be part of the game, you shouldn't need to go and manually do it. It isn't 1999 anymore, this is 2013 and companies really need to sort this sloppiness out.

A third party off the shelf solution is likely quicker, cheaper and more reliably deployed than one built from scratch in house. The last thing a dev studio wants to have to do is go and build their own security stuff, they want to focus on actual game development.
 
Haha, reminded me of this (large image warning):

Please tell me you are one of those people who sleeps with their mobile switched on and under thier pillow?

If not then, then please start doing this. If you have your WiFi router in your bedroom, please make sure it is positioned as close to your head as possible. I also recommend that you drink more, smoke more, and take more drugs. I would also like you to change your diet to three fry ups per day, and if you are on the move, only ever eat at McDonald's.

I am advising you to do this, not because I hate you and want you to die sooner, but because I know you are smart enough to see through all those phoney baloney health scares, as your desperately (un)funny cartoon demonstrated.
 
There is a few annoyances sometimes but the experience of gaming on PC is much better than consoles... And you can plug in a controller and play like a console on your TV except the graphics are 10x better. No reason to own a console really except for money and a few exclusive games.
 
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