Drunkest moment in 4 words or less

MikeTimbers · 10 Aug 2013 at 13:15

chalked random woman's toes

Deleted member 651465 · 10 Aug 2013 at 13:15

Woke up inside female

IRLeetly · 10 Aug 2013 at 13:19

EVH said:
Woke up inside female

Rough 9 months those EVH?

Iamzod · 10 Aug 2013 at 13:32

Onion rings for everyone.

itchy · 10 Aug 2013 at 13:51

What??? is this rash!!!

Nemesis379 · 10 Aug 2013 at 13:54

Don't remember, kicked out.

Efour · 10 Aug 2013 at 13:56

Suprise Garda sleep over.

Destination · 10 Aug 2013 at 14:11

Milkybk said:
Poo'ed out used condom.

You might have just won.
Lets hope it was over a toy and not a todger for infection control sake

Bennie-Mac · 10 Aug 2013 at 14:23

Stolen tequila handbag ruined

Overslop · 10 Aug 2013 at 14:26

Created child with penis.

On Holiday · 10 Aug 2013 at 14:30

Put arm around policeman

One More Solo · 10 Aug 2013 at 14:33

My wife's:

Ate wooden chip fork

Biohazard · 10 Aug 2013 at 14:39

accidentally over random's sink

mattyprice4004 · 10 Aug 2013 at 14:46

Other end of country

Wizardskills · 10 Aug 2013 at 14:52

In wheelchair, seatbelt on.

Sinny · 10 Aug 2013 at 14:58

Naked running down canal.

Theophany · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:02

Alcoholic Gastritis. Jesus, Tequila.

Fuzz · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:02

Woke up in puke

MikeB · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:11

Shopping trolley, steep hill