Drunkest moment in 4 words or less

DanTheMan · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:13

Vomited on own penis.

.

Edrof · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:17

Stuck part in crazy. :/

bledd · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:19

Sofa, sick, naked, mum

^Edrof, edit that out please, you should know better..

Biohazard · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:20

Possibly friend called dick?

Edrof · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:22

bledd. said:
^Edrof, edit that out please, you should know better..

Forgot where I was.

Kosmiche · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:26

Upturned table sang takethat

Biohazard · 10 Aug 2013 at 15:29

Eames said:
Upturned table sang takethat

Dat some crack, boy

dcsarge · 10 Aug 2013 at 16:34

Puked on friend's wife

Turner555 · 10 Aug 2013 at 16:46

Closing time? Lock in!

Mr Blonde · 10 Aug 2013 at 16:47

Escalator surfing = commuter bowling.

Wrong bedroom, wrong house.

Castiel · 10 Aug 2013 at 16:57

A tossup between....

woke-up in Soho, half-naked.

or

Puked in Wife's handbag.

Xire · 10 Aug 2013 at 16:59

Bowel contents absolutely everywhere.

Turner555 · 10 Aug 2013 at 17:03

Castiel said:
A tossup between....

woke-up in Soho, half-naked.

or

Puked in Wife's handbag.

Need the story on the first

ZG002 · 10 Aug 2013 at 17:07

I have forgotten everything.

megakid · 10 Aug 2013 at 17:09

Threw boxers across dancefloor

No1newts · 10 Aug 2013 at 17:12

These breasts aren't pillows

Hawkesbury · 10 Aug 2013 at 17:29

arm stuck toilet u-bend.

Saytan · 10 Aug 2013 at 17:40

woke up in graveyard

anything I don't mind · 10 Aug 2013 at 17:45

slept in car park

:(Rhodri:) · 10 Aug 2013 at 17:58

Why am I sticky?