What REALLY annoys you?

The man at work who didn't know what the right mouse button was.

Seriously?!
 
Inconsiderate people. You know the ones. Take up the whole pavement when there are just 2 of them, stop in the middle of the pavement with their 2 up baby stroller to have a chat on the phone.

Scratch that, just rude people in general. The only time I ever want a time machine is when I have pulled over on my bike to let a car down a narrow street and they can't be ****** to even acknowledge the fact. And yes, I realise that is rather trivial and pathetic but manners cost nothing so the fact someone hasn't bothered makes me think they are a ****.
 
People who spend an age letting little Johnny or Jemima scan their shopping through self serve checkouts like it's fun little game. It's not. It's a ******* supermarket where people generally want to get in and out as fast as possible.

People who thank you for stopping at give way signs in traffic calming zones. I HAVE TO DO IT. Don't make me feel bad for ignoring you for thanking me for something I legally have to do AND don't scowl at me as I drive through and don't thank you on opposite side of the situation. The same goes for ignorant ***** that don't acknowledge me when I let you in in an area where I am not obliged to do so. Ignorant *****!
 
Noisy kids on trains while their idiotic parents sit watching with a dumb expression on their faces.

Fat people that eat crap in front of you. Want to shake and yell at them, 'Control your disgusting impulses FFS'

People that cannot figure out that the wide exit barrier in tube stations need to show an orange light before it opens.

The idiot that has to play a game on his phone with sound as loud as possible while on a quiet train.

Oh, just many more things. Many many.
 
People who wear sunglasses indoors.
People who play their music so loud I can hear the lyrics even though they are wearing headphones. Buy better headphones or learn to put them in your ears.
Cretins.
 
I can't think of anything that REALLY annoys me these days. Many things annoy me to some extent;

People misusing apostrophes. Two extremely simple rules. That's it. Just two. It's not complicated.

txt in any context other than messages sent from a device without a keyboard and which are forced to be very short.

People using 'woman' or 'women' as an adjective (e.g. 'woman drivers', which actually means 'people who drive a woman')

People smoking anywhere near other people - that's just plain nasty and should be classified as assault.

People in my way in shops. Thank goodness for midnight shopping at Tesco.

People. Ideally, I'd like to live alone on my own little island and come to the mainland maybe once a month for maybe an hour of superficial interaction with other people.

But nothing REALLY annoys me.
 
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People dropping cigarette butts anywhere they damn well please.

I once saw a woman parked up at a motorway service station throw her cig out of her car window. A man walking by saw it, walked up to her car, picked it up and flicked it back through her window. She didn't react but she did look a little bit shocked. It was pleasing.
 
Old people thinking they are number one and have the right of way so to speak. I'm polite and if im asked to move i will, but when they expect it.. Another story.

Before i drove - people who would pretend to be asleep on bus' so they wouldn't have to move their bags to let people sit next to them.

People at work when im trying to fix their computer and they are telling me what they think the cause is.

People at work that think because i have swapped them a monitor i have broken their computer if it has not worked (today).

Women hitting guys and as soon as the guy holds the womens wrists too tight or something they scream you cannot hit a women.. (Seen this in a pub a few times, same couple).

Lads at the gym with beats headphones... Wouldnt mind if they was wearing them, but around their necks?

Lads at the gym sorting their hair out in the mirror... WTF?

Women at the gym with make up onn...

Crumbs at the bottom of cereal boxes...

Flat neighbours below us smoking into their vent in the toilet coming up to ours.

Spitting, not only spitting but when they proper wrench to get the phlegm up.. Really, your tasting it!

Call centre people when they say they will call you back and they never do...

Vodaphone... People who type Vodafone as vodaphone..

Ex smokers complaining or preaching to smokers. Im an ex smoker and this still irritates me. If they want that sweet, sweet taste let them.

Stuck up girls. I mean any girl who says or even thinks ' why would i want to be with anyone like you' They need to burn.

Girls who dont tell their girl mates they luck like a complete £$%£ before they go on a night out.

Shall i continue..
 
When the plastic sheet on those microwave meals does not come off in one go and i have to pick it out of my food and scrape it off the sides.

When people don't move out of the way when walking towards me or in a busy station with those bags on wheels, always manage to walk just fast enough or slow enough to leave the bag in my path.
 
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