Misheard Song Lyrics

[RedvGreenOLD]

Just a bit of a fun idea - what song lyrics do/have you mishear/d?

Two to get you started (that I was forced to Google to confirm my insanity):

Fear Factory - Linchpin
"...God gave me a paw!"

Billy Joel - We didn't start the fire
"...vaginas under martial law."

 

[Aeleys]

I think the best one is Nightwish - wishmaster.

The whole song is misheard lol.

 

[Kosmiche]

Elton John - "Lift up like a douche another runner in the night"

 

[Jonesiani]

"Old goat for a pillow..." BonJovi Blaze of Glory

 

[Kishywish]

Bob Marley - No woman, no crime.

I still maintain that this version makes more sense.

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

Elton John - "Lift up like a douche another runner in the night"

Do you mean Manfred Manns Earthband?
Song written by Bruce Springsteen?

Good site here - http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/

 

[Jambo]

Got a few Biffy ones.

Sounds Like Balloons
"Come on in, do you want to touch my vulva's head?" (bulbous head)

The Joke's On Us
"What are you staring at, is it *********?" (our souls)

Semi Mental / 4/15ths
"You have tried to resist pooping" (the pain)

 

[krooton]

More recent pop ones.

Olly Murs - Troublemaker
I thought he was saying "Jamaica" until I found out what the name of the sound was.

David Guetta - Play Hard
"Keep partyin' like it's your job" = "Keep partyin' like it's show jumpin'"

 

[Simian]

The Last two words form Queens 'One Vision'

Does Freddie Sing..

"One Vision"

or

"Fried Chicken"

 

[randal]

Ah the old Jasper Carrot classic:

Queen - Has the devil got a sideboard?

Also, one of my favourites:

Trivium - Pull harder on the strings of your martyr.

Any of these!

 

[Mr Jones]

I think the best one is Nightwish - wishmaster.

The whole song is misheard lol.

Listed to this years ago, never able to listen to that again with the right lyrics.

 

[krooton]

The Last two words form Queens 'One Vision'

Does Freddie Sing..

"One Vision"

or

"Fried Chicken"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Vision#.22Fried_chicken.22

 

[4T5]

My memory is **** but there's some Madonna song where she keeps singing about that British actress in the chorus.
That's about as close as I can get. Anybody know which song/actress I mean ?

 

[krooton]

My memory is **** but there's some Madonna song where she keeps singing about that British actress in the chorus.
That's about as close as I can get. Anybody know which song/actress I mean ?

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

 

[4T5]

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

No.

The actress is Emma Friel.

 

[krooton]

No.

The actress is Emma Friel.

You only see what your eyes want to see
How can life be what you want it to be
You're frozen
When your not Josh Brolin

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

The Police

Sue lawley!
Sue lawley!
Sue lawley!

 

[RedvGreenOLD]

Today's mind-screwer:

Sugar Ray - Every Morning
"Every morning there's a hard-egg hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's four-post bed."

 

[Sliver]

For years I thought that at the end of Smells Like Teen Spirit, Kurt was singing :

'La-di-dy-o'

Turns out he was singing :

'A Denial'

 

[httk]

The Last two words form Queens 'One Vision'

Does Freddie Sing..

"One Vision"

or

"Fried Chicken"

Oh no, I'm gonna HAVE to listen to this now!