This is how to make a bacon sandwich, dribbles stupid blogger

[FnG]magnolia · 27 Aug 2013 at 22:55

It's quite hard to get even very basic, easy to understand things wrong but this particular journalist has managed to make a meal out of making a bacon sandwich.

Amazingly, the more I read the less hungry I got. The killer blow came when he suggested that sauce was not necessary. No sauce? WTF is this outrage? Everyone knows that bacon sarnies should have Daddy's brown sauce.

Raymond Lin · 27 Aug 2013 at 22:57

I eat bacon sandwiches with no sauce.

My argument is that I want to taste the bacon, not the condiment.

deusexlumina · 27 Aug 2013 at 22:58

soft white bread.
at least 3 smoked rashers, well cooked.
butter, both sides.
ketchup or brown, divulge yourself either way.

That's it.

Danthus · 27 Aug 2013 at 22:58

REAL MEN BLEND

Tom0 · 27 Aug 2013 at 22:59

Raymond Lin said:
I eat bacon sandwiches with no sauce.

My argument is that I want to taste the bacon, not the condiment.

I'm the same with lamb and mint sauce. Although being mindful of location, I will pipe down.

DirtyJester · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:00

HP Sauce...

Danthus · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:02

Source?

The_Baron · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:03

No need for sauce if there is butter on the bread

Arsonist · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:03

I eat my bacon sandwich with cornflakes. Without the bacon. Or the bread. Actually I just have cornflakes.

Jono8 · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:05

Raymond Lin said:
I eat bacon sandwiches with no sauce.

My argument is that I want to taste the bacon, not the condiment.

Oh lord 1000x this. I hate putting sauce, or at least excess sauce on anything for this very reason

Dis86 · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:07

Must use fresh white sliced bread.

Fry bacon in its own fat. Meat must be soft and tender but fat crispy.

Fry one side per slice of the bread in the bacon juices.

No sauce.

Bliss.

Raymond Lin · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:07

If you want a bit of "sauce", fry an egg, over easy so still runny in the middle.

Hmmmmmmmm

Steampunk · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:11

My ultimate bacon sarnie (from bottom to top):

Slice of fresh white
3-4 rashers bacon (fried or grilled to taste)
Ketchup (the king of condiments - but not too much)
Slice of fried bread (crispy)
Fried egg (still runny in the middle) with a little black pepper (salt not needed because of the bacon)
Final slice of white bread on top.

Then eat in a place where making a mess isn't important.

Warning: the above sandwich may be addictive, and could shorten your life if eaten too often.

Gilly · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:13

Bacon sandwich must have egg and brown sauce.

Daddies or HP allowed. Even Chop if you can get it.

That is all.

mithrandir · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:13

Raymond Lin said:
If you want a bit of "sauce", fry an egg, over easy so still runny in the middle.

Hmmmmmmmm

This!

Bacon and egg on bloomer.

Jono8 · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:15

While we are on the subject of bacon, I do believe it couId be the cure for all the ills of the middle east.

Think about it; There are millions of people, all hot and bothered and they arent even allowed to have a sodding bacon sandwich. Couple this with some crazy loud bloke calling you out of bed at god knows what hour in the morning just so you can talk to an imaginary man in the sky and you can start to see why everyone is so angry.

No sleeping in on a Sunday and then no bacon sandwiches? I would be rioting aswell.

d_brennen · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:18

Unsmoked, crispy streaky bacon with a small amount of Heinz Ketchup on buttered very fresh white bloomer (seeded if you're metrosexual) from the bakers - no supermarket rubbish.

DirtyJester · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:21

Gilly said:
Bacon sandwich must have egg and brown sauce.

Daddies or HP allowed. Even Chop if you can get it.

That is all.

Thread needs pics...

d_brennen · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:22

^ I do hope it's a trick of the camera, but it appears your egg yolk is faulty.

Gilly · 27 Aug 2013 at 23:23

Oh, and you must have back bacon. Streaky is for maple syrup and friendly fire.

And maybe faggots.

Bacon must be crispy, egg must be runny.