Do you poo in clubs?

SideWinder · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:16

Saturday drunk thread time.

Just chatting to a few mates about pooing in clubs simply because i said i don't really care. It's a chance to sit down somewhere, check my phone and realise how wasted i am.

A couple of my mates refuse to do it and i can't understand why. If you have to go, you've gotta go.

I thought the ! icon was appropriate for this thread.

Bye!

HAz · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:19

I have to find a nice pub that looks after their toilets.

Scuzi · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:20

No, but I club my poo.

BAM BAM!!

BDEE · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:21

What a **** thread.

Efour · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:21

Depends how much urine i have to wade throguh

Kishywish · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:22

GD is on fire today!

Crowort · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:23

Last time I was in a club it was Pasha in Ibiza and the toilets were really clean. I didn't but I would if i had too.

Craig1981 · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:26

I did back when my chrons disease was still bad. Back then I had to go to the toilet constantly. Add that to drinking alcohol and I became a frequest sit down toilet man at clubs and pubs.

Thankfuilly those days are behind me now

krooton · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:27

Nope, as I tend to go the morning, or before I actually go out. Surely avoiding public defecation should be high on everyone's list?

Efour · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:29

krooton said:
Nope, as I tend to go the morning, or before I actually go out. Surely avoiding public defecation should be high on everyone's list?

whys that ?

poo envy? you got a small bum? shy to poo in a urinal with the other men?

SideWinder · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:32

Kishywish said:
GD is on fire today!

It's a saturday night, chill. I wonder what you chat to your mates about when you're drunk.

physichull · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:33

I've never done it and have only poo'ed once in a pub and that was an emergency so I had no choice! I wouldn't recommend it.

Caseh · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:38

I do all the time, I have to poo in all my new places.

It's like marking my territory.

Mason- · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:40

Never done it and with the state of most club toilets wouldn't want to :/

Devrij · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:41

I did once, but luckily I was wearing baggy trousers so it just fell onto the dancefloor and no one noticed.

Orch · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:42

I'll dump where ever required. Lent up against many a tree.

Theophany · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:42

Every morning at 6.45am I take my first dump, roughly ten minutes after a coffee and cigarette. I usually follow this up with a secondary bowel movement at 7.15am.

Bowels thoroughly evacuated, I am ready to go about my day without needing to dump again until the following morning. Taking a dump in a club is unnecessary.

Mason- · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:42

Devrij said:
I did once, but luckily I was wearing baggy trousers so it just fell onto the dancefloor and no one noticed.

Jono8 · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:54

Devrij said:
I did once, but luckily I was wearing baggy trousers so it just fell onto the dancefloor and no one noticed.

I lol'd

scrlk · 31 Aug 2013 at 21:55

i poo on ur mum m8 so shut ur gabber b4 i hook u m8

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