Do you poo in clubs?

"Do you really want to hurt me?" sang Boy George over the club's PA equipment. A plaintive, almost argumentative query. Simple and to the point, much like the log which thrust its way into my trousers mid-dance and oh my god it was awful.
 
If I have to go, I have to go. I don't schedule my poo's in my calender. If the toilets disgusting then just hold it in... next day... remember you needed to poo... move on with life.
 
As I read the thread title, I was thinking, "do I ****!".

Read OP's reasons for doing so and he's convinced me, will try it.
 
smelly_legend said:
I once heard a story at room at the top in bathgate, someone took a poo on the dancefloor.
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You have to wonder how that goes. Like, did they drop and squat, or did they just let it tumble out all nonchalantly? I mean, how do you know if it's going to be a nice solid log instead of a dangler that needs a bit of prolonged clench and release to coax it out. You can only pretend you were "dropping it like it's hot" for so long.
 
Devrij said:
You have to wonder how that goes. Like, did they drop and squat, or did they just let it tumble out all nonchalantly? I mean, how do you know if it's going to be a nice solid log instead of a dangler that needs a bit of prolonged clench and release to coax it out. You can only pretend you were "dropping it like it's hot" for so long.
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That made me chuckle. From the reports I listened to from my mate, it sounded like a squat job and a dense steamer - which is unusual being in a place associated with drink and narcotics.
 
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