Rachel Riley on Strictly

Robosapien · 3 Sep 2013 at 00:13

Participant said:
No, I'm saying that someone who would rather be raped by a man than watch Strictly is more likely to be gay than straight.

I'm not sure. Taking it up the ****ter's gotta be less gay than watching strictly.

Disaster · 3 Sep 2013 at 00:38

Watching strictly just to perv at the women is very straight though

Cyclone · 3 Sep 2013 at 06:29

Fiona Fullerton too. A triple decker sandwich coming up.

Robosapien · 3 Sep 2013 at 10:01

Disaster said:
Watching strictly just to perv at the women is very straight though

No one's denying that. Doesn't make me gay if I don't want to, though?

It's just that I, personally, would rather watch fragments of my own bloodied skull and bits of brain flying across the room after pulling the trigger of a pistol held up to my temple. I'd rather watch my own eye explode against the wall from a point blank range gunshot to the head, than subject myself to this mind numbing moronic 'entertainment'. I would rather watch my own flailing arms trailing ribbons of glorious red blood streams into the bathtub water as I slowly slip away from consciousness, than watch it.

Hi Good Morning Everybody!

Guerrilla · 3 Sep 2013 at 10:07

With Susanna Reid and Rachel Riley I may well have to have a gander.

ElliorR · 3 Sep 2013 at 10:30

Guerrilla said:
With Susanna Reid and Rachel Riley I may well have to have a gander.

I've never heard that euphemism before

Guerrilla · 3 Sep 2013 at 11:45

krooton · 3 Sep 2013 at 12:00

Robosapien said:
No one's denying that. Doesn't make me gay if I don't want to, though?

It's just that I, personally, would rather watch fragments of my own bloodied skull and bits of brain flying across the room after pulling the trigger of a pistol held up to my temple. I'd rather watch my own eye explode against the wall from a point blank range gunshot to the head, than subject myself to this mind numbing moronic 'entertainment'. I would rather watch my own flailing arms trailing ribbons of glorious red blood streams into the bathtub water as I slowly slip away from consciousness, than watch it.

Hi Good Morning Everybody!

Look, I hate Brucey as much as the next guy, but that's a bit extreme

Fuggan · 3 Sep 2013 at 22:34

Thread?

Y u no picz?

Confused · 4 Sep 2013 at 10:50

Didn't realise Aliona Vilani was back - my GF won't be very happy (I have a slight infatuation with Aliona)

Father Ted · 4 Sep 2013 at 12:20

^
Oi, get to the back of the queue. I saw her first!

GravyMonster · 4 Sep 2013 at 16:18

Fuggan said:
Y u no picz?

marc2003 · 4 Sep 2013 at 17:28

it was all going so well....

Tibbz2 · 4 Sep 2013 at 17:38

You got them in the right order at least

spoffle · 4 Sep 2013 at 17:46

Robosapien said:
No one's denying that. Doesn't make me gay if I don't want to, though?

It's just that I, personally, would rather watch fragments of my own bloodied skull and bits of brain flying across the room after pulling the trigger of a pistol held up to my temple. I'd rather watch my own eye explode against the wall from a point blank range gunshot to the head, than subject myself to this mind numbing moronic 'entertainment'. I would rather watch my own flailing arms trailing ribbons of glorious red blood streams into the bathtub water as I slowly slip away from consciousness, than watch it.

Hi Good Morning Everybody!

You're so not a drama queen.

Uncle Petey · 4 Sep 2013 at 17:51

marc2003 said:
it was all going so well....

POPPYCOCK!

Robosapien · 4 Sep 2013 at 18:30

spoffle said:
You're so not a drama queen.

Thank you. :confused:

oldbag · 4 Sep 2013 at 18:34

This show is incredibly pretentious and the middle classes who watch it who think its some massively important cultural experience are mistaken.

sunama · 4 Sep 2013 at 19:03

krooton said:
Look, I hate Brucey as much as the next guy, but that's a bit extreme

Don't worry, once he sees Rachel Riley in all her glory, on the show, he'll be watching, just like the rest of us.

Vonhelmet · 5 Sep 2013 at 23:23

oldbag said:
This show is incredibly pretentious and the middle classes who watch it who think its some massively important cultural experience are mistaken.

No one thinks it's some massively important cultural experience. It's good fun, though.

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