Undeniable Adult Truths

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Found these posted somewhere, thought they would be good to share...

Undeniable Adult Truths

1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning joined up writing really necessary?

7. Google maps really needs to start their directions on number 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my street.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection, again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

20. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their mobile phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1 .7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
 
Even if it is a copy paste job, some funny things in there and very accurate :p
 
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First time I read this I watched a video on how to fold a fitted sheet. I was sure the last time I read it it had a bit about no matter how much shopping you are bringing from the car you'll hurt your hands just to make it one trip.
 
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

20. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

15. I wonder this.

19. I see this a lot.

20. I do this twice... at the moment. :)
 
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

I could have sworn that the chest freezer my mother had when I were a child, had one.
 
Good list some very accurate statements in there especially number 11. But regarding 19 one the car who "cuts ahead" to the front is the one doing it right. There are two lanes for a reason, they are designed to keep the traffic flowing as smoothly as possible up to the merge point, if everybody lets one person in front of them it works seamlessly.

The problem is when people merge from lane 2 into lane 1 early and then refuse to let anyone in at the actual merging point because they have merged. You merge early that great and its your choice but don't try to police those of us who are using the road as designed. By merging early and trying to enforce it on others you actually move the merge point back X number of car lengths and create more congestion.

Think of it like a zipper each tooth on the left side one only needs to let one tooth from the right in as the zip goes past. If the teeth on a zipper randomly mesh early then refuse to mesh when the zip goes by its a mess.

Sorry for the mini rant but it boils my **** when people refuse to let you in because of some sort of sense of entitlement after queueing in the wrong lane.
 
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