Undeniable Adult Truths

The Dread Pirate · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:02

22. Children are definitely the most honest people on the Planet... Until we teach them how to and why we Lie!

window · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:03

ive got a compartment freezer which means you'd need a light in every drawer. Doesnt seem practical. But if you want a freezer light get a chest freezer, i think they all have one in.

xxalxx · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:05

'Harry said:
Nearly 5k for a fridge lol what a noob.

Expecting people to pay RRP for something, what a tard ...

areksnumbr1sxylady · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:06

xxalxx said:
Expecting people to pay RRP for something, what a tard ...

Go eat a kangaroo.

window · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:07

The Dread Pirate said:
22. Children are definitely the most honest people on the Planet... Until we teach them how to and why we Lie!

Obviously never had children then. I have a 2 year old who would say anything to get sweets.

Eliot · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:09

fitted sheet and watch ones are so true.

The Dread Pirate · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:11

window said:
Obviously never had children then. I have a 2 year old who would say anything to get sweets.

He's obviously learned to lie then! :eek:

xxalxx · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:11

No.11 seems to occur most Fridays I find, especially after a nice lunch.

MrMoonX · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:12

Reposting a lame chainmail, seems legit :rolleyes:

Woden · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:13

moawan said:
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Funnily enough I am sat in work reading this

Yaayuh! · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:33

I was also going to rolly-eyes this thread or troll it but actually, i'm quite impressed. Funny and true stuff in there.

Edit: 5. is easy, that one i don't get.

pitchfork · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:47

Wrong.

1. Everyone is a ******* and everything is miserable, find a way to accept this because everything you believed in you late teens/ early 20's will come crashing down as a wall of idealistic ********.

2. You get cynical coming up to dinner time

Outline · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:55

Really good. High five.

Gilly · 3 Sep 2013 at 16:58

Spuj said:
Even if it is a copy paste job, some funny things in their and very accurate

Robinhood · 3 Sep 2013 at 17:03

The Dread Pirate said:
22. Children are definitely the most honest people on the Planet... Until we teach them how to and why we Lie!

I could farted in a packed bus and the only thing I was thinking was please don't let my little cousin smell it... little nut he starts shouting out SOMEBODY FARTED! SOMEBODY FARTED! SOMEBODY FARTED! SOMEBODY FARTED! Then he started asking random people if it was them who did the fart..just wanted to dig myself a hole and hide init.

yeah kids do not lie. :rolleyes:

EdGey · 3 Sep 2013 at 17:16

areksnumbr1sxylady · 3 Sep 2013 at 17:18

Robinhood said:
I could farted in a packed bus and the only thing I was thinking was please don't let my little cousin smell it... little nut he starts shouting out SOMEBODY FARTED! SOMEBODY FARTED! SOMEBODY FARTED! SOMEBODY FARTED! Then he started asking random people if it was them who did the fart..just wanted to dig myself a hole and hide init.

yeah kids do not lie.

shouldve held it in, innit.

'Harry · 3 Sep 2013 at 17:24

Better out then in.

Arsonist · 3 Sep 2013 at 17:27

'Harry said:
Better out then in.

Actually I prefer out then in then out then in then out then in then out then in then out then in then out then in then out then until I don't have to go back in

EDIT: This is also ironically an adult truth.

Woden · 3 Sep 2013 at 17:51

Arsonist said:
Actually I prefer out then in then out then in then out then in then out then in then out then in then out then in then out then until I don't have to go back in

EDIT: This is also ironically an adult truth.

You must really like the hokey cokey?