Fancy dress ideas?

Get a clean mattress cover, lay it on the floor, mix some turmeric in water and pour it on the mattress. Get an old broom handle, tie it horizontally across your shoulders cut a hole in a narrow end of the mattress cover put it over your shoulders and then go as a P****d mattress!
 
Kevin webster from corrie... if people ask you to service their car tell them you dont touch anything over 6 years old :D
 
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And you should also say the line to everyone who talks to you.
 
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