Caporegime
- Joined
- 29 Aug 2007
- Posts
- 28,770
- Location
- Auckland
Congratulations on your new role as Head of Review at popular website rottentotatoes.com! You're super busy today but first order of business is to write a short review of yourself on world famous computer enthusiast subforum General Discussion.
A paragraph will suffice but make it stand out! Think of every word you type as you review every word you've typed there. Have you changed lives? Write about that! Had some great input on vysnc and why it's not appropriate for FPS games unless certain criteria are met? Write about that! That time whenYou'll respond only to Christie, is that clear? uh, that time when you went on a date with the ASDA girl? Write about that!
Now, on to the bad news. This is a pretty short term contract and by short term I suppose I should say 24 hours, which is the legal minimum I was able to promote you into this role before firing you if you were not capable of the above task.
It is now 9.34 am local time and you have 24 hours to fight to keep your new job. Get self-reviewing and good luck!
A paragraph will suffice but make it stand out! Think of every word you type as you review every word you've typed there. Have you changed lives? Write about that! Had some great input on vysnc and why it's not appropriate for FPS games unless certain criteria are met? Write about that! That time when
Now, on to the bad news. This is a pretty short term contract and by short term I suppose I should say 24 hours, which is the legal minimum I was able to promote you into this role before firing you if you were not capable of the above task.
It is now 9.34 am local time and you have 24 hours to fight to keep your new job. Get self-reviewing and good luck!