time for a new religion

[The Running Man]

Im fed up of having no religious beliefs and therefore no legal exemptions. If I create a religion insane enough to exempt me from uk jurisdiction and law and get enough people signed up, will our rights be up held by the EU, or will we be able to simply trample over the rights of any other religion reducing the power of the eu to support religions. Either would be a moral victory.

I hereby decree that my god told me:

I am free of obligation to speak to anyone I choose not to and not be impeded against for this
I am not able to be detained by anyone or any organisation at all. Ever.
My personal effects cannot be touched, investigated or viewed by anyone except by my express permission.
I must be informed of the ingredients of all food and halal food must be described as such to me
I may not provide passwords or usernames to any of my electrical devices which are my own, my relatives or friends.
I can wear any piece of clothing whenever I choose and will be free from any impediment that may arise from this
My personal rights supercede that of anyone and everyone else's.

My god told me this in a dream.

 

[Hicks]

 

[Efour]

 

[GravyMonster]

Sounds like you want to be a Pastafarian

 

[eatcustard]

Tell me more about this god of yours.
Can I eat bacon?

 

[The Running Man]

You are required to eat bacon

 

[Jono8]

You are required to eat bacon

I'm in!

 

[Edrof]

Hmmm...how does Spandex fit into all of this?

 

[grimm]

This sounds excellent

 

[4T5]

My god told me this in a dream.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

You forgot "I am free to ask out that Asda checkout girl, and no one will undermine my lack of balls for failure thereof".

Otherwise... sign me up.

 

[The Running Man]

She had a bf I ducked it. Get over it!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

All Energy Flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet a fool you shall be to defy it!

 

[twist3d0n3]

 

[DanielMMS]

You are required to eat bacon

What about alcohol?

 

[Cosimo]

OP's god.

 

[Sliver]

If I join your religion, do I have a realistic chance of making it to the top ? Like the Pope in the Catholic church. I'd love to go to work in a dress and a pointy hat every day.

 

[eatcustard]

If I join your religion, do I have a realistic chance of making it to the top ? Like the Pope in the Catholic church. I'd love to go to work in a dress and a pointy hat every day.

I want a pointy hat as well, Yellow will do

Hail to the OP god

 

[The Dread Pirate]

If I join your religion, do I have a realistic chance of making it to the top ? Like the Pope in the Catholic church. I'd love to go to work in a dress and a pointy hat every day.

I thought it was bears that wore the pointy hat and that the pope ****'s in the woods. Have I been lied to all these years?

 

[Judgeneo]

If it gets a large amount of people, governments will have to take notice.

You would need a very large amount of people to get such exceptions though.




Either way, I'm in.