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I died when I was having a mess around by beating up a woman (she said to me "Did you dress yourself? Or are you just colour blind?"), this then triggered the ambulance people, who I proceeded to beat up, but one was some kind of Chuck Norris wannabe and ended up kicking the **** out of me and put me back in the hospital which I'd just come out of.

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Ash2097 said:
I tried my Sandisk cruzer last night, it said it was to slow.
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Ignore that, it thinks everything is too slow.
 
One thing i'd like from the combat is different style of fighting. would be cool to learn a specific art. would love nothing more than to body slam random people or put them in a sleeper hold.
 
Flying around in this game is simply stunning. You can see traffic on the roads from high up in the air and the draw distance is amazing. When I came in to land I was slowing down on the runway and another plane landed right in front of me and taxied into the hangar. The level of detail is immense.
 
I like the view from high up in the mountains of the city at night. I reminds me of Heat where DeNiro is sat with that woman and you can see the city in the background, all the lights flickering. That lights on game are juts so good. You can see car lights from miles away..

So got to get a crew together and recreate the bank job from Heat....
 
I hate controllers, i cant shoot for toffee, in the gun range and still cant get above bronze.

Had a massive run. Was driving on some dirt roads it got steeper and steeper and near the top of the mountain the car slid backwards, brakes/driving wouldn't stop the slide, so jumped out, car went tumbling down. Still my stamina is now good.
What is lung capacity based on?

Still just finished planning for the first heist. Can they hurry up and get this underway.
 
Speaking of flying, how do you get into a plane?

I went to the airport and pretty much got an insta-four-star rating and couldn't find any available planes to get into. Manage to escape the cops but there was a lot of deaths on the way >:D
 
Quick question, I got Micheal fairly, ah... intimate with a lady of the night and after it was over (went for all of the options), she said 'I feel like I could talk to you' and to see her again. Is this just a throwaway comment, or is there actually now a facility to regulary see a certain woman?
 
Spunkey said:
Speaking of flying, how do you get into a plane?

I went to the airport and pretty much got an insta-four-star rating and couldn't find any available planes to get into. Manage to escape the cops but there was a lot of deaths on the way >:D
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find a car in the airport, drive it to the nearest private jet. Go to the Port side and press Y.

He'll get in.

Taxi-ing controls

Reverse - left trigger
Forward - right trigger
turn left - left shoulder
turn right - right shoulder

Pull left stick down to pull up.
When in flight, left stick controls the tilt and roll. Shoulder buttons turn the rudder.
 
TehBluebear said:
Quick question, I got Micheal fairly, ah... intimate with a lady of the night and after it was over (went for all of the options), she said 'I feel like I could talk to you' and to see her again. Is this just a throwaway comment, or is there actually now a facility to regulary see a certain woman?
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'Blud, shes only after your roll'

ps3ud0 :cool:
 
TehBluebear said:
Quick question, I got Micheal fairly, ah... intimate with a lady of the night and after it was over (went for all of the options), she said 'I feel like I could talk to you' and to see her again. Is this just a throwaway comment, or is there actually now a facility to regulary see a certain woman?
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Did you get her number? you can call her and initiate a booty call !

You certainly can with a stripper, and they send you naughty picture messages of themselves! :eek:
 
Raymond Lin said:
Did you get her number? you can call her and initiate a booty call !

You certainly can with a stripper, and they send you naughty picture messages of themselves! :eek:
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That occured to me later on, but after checking Micheal's contacts, I couldn't see her there. Will check again tonight, or see if she's back in the same spot (found her near Lester's house; short-ish hair, purple top)

Also, with regards to the strippers, with Franklin I got both Sapphire and a different one to max during the dances, but wasn't able to take them home etc. Will see if he got their numbers also.

(I must seem really obsessed by this :p)
 
Lol, love this game and the scope of it all.

:D

You don't get these types of conversations with any other game. I hope there is an online strip club we can all go to. **** Official OcUK GTA V Strip Club Meet - Bring Baby Oil ****

:D :D :D
 
How do i win the running race? Isnt run just hokd dow A and forward? But she kicks my rear, and i fail.

Edit - nvm mash a not hold a
 
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anticonscience said:
Lol, love this game and the scope of it all.

:D

You don't get these types of conversations with any other game. I hope there is an online strip club we can all go to. **** Official OcUK GTA V Strip Club Meet - Bring Baby Oil ****

:D :D :D
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Thank god you typed "meet" correctly, otherwise that would've had a completely different meaning! :D
 
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