Genuine Pussy Wagon for Sale

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"Give me a ride and I'll ride you, baby"
 
Haha excellent, the Q&As were particularly funny :D

The q&a's are awesome...

Q: The cars scrap try selling a proper car with proper power then come bk and write your rubbish. Its a hairdressers car. About fanny magnet lmao. Get a evo or scooby then you got a place to say u got a nice motor
A: Hi 13-bellaboo Don't hate the player, hate the game Kind Regards Ben
 
best bit:

"Normally when tackling a gazelle with a powerful front blast I give it a once over with the Karcher when I get home. The floor mats are indeed rubber and are included. I've had no problems to date with the radio or any other electrics in the car. There isn't a drain plug as such but the foot wells aren't that deep so simply opening the door usually discharges any excess fanny batter. Personally I like the smell - however I would be willing to provide a magic tree of the buyers choice to sweeten the deal"

:D
 
Why did someone stick a spoiler on top of a spoiler (looks terrible imo). Needs de tangoing as well

Wouldnt call the NA underpowered either.

bought the car with it on and didn't bother to take off as mount points would need to be filled/sprayed.

7.7 secs
137 mph
168 bhp

Not bad but compared to import

Mk2 Turbo rev 1-2 - 0-60 5.7

Mk2 Turbo rev 3-5 - 0-60 5.2

I know which i would have
 
I expected to be linked to a Silver CRZ with the Mugen styling and a description full of words like 'Swag' being used. :confused:
 
Haha looks similar to mine, and my gf hates it. "looks old and a crap colour" :)

Also expect thats been fake bidded. Mine has no rust on sills, is rev5 not 4, no rips in seats, no cracked windscreen, no manky black wheels, no damage to bumper, has 55k miles less and 2 years newer and I doubt mine would sell for it's nearly 2 grand current price.
 
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Tbh the import version which i had was a turbo monster and did actually get me plenty of fanny.But this fella's one is the pony underpowered uk spec.

Not quite. The "underpowered" UK spec car had the pitiful 3S-FE engine making about 135 bhp with no spoiler or fog lamps. That one has the 3S-GE engine which gives pretty reasonable performance, though not quite up to the turbocharged import versions.
 
Not quite. The "underpowered" UK spec car had the pitiful 3S-FE engine making about 135 bhp with no spoiler or fog lamps. That one has the 3S-GE engine which gives pretty reasonable performance, though not quite up to the turbocharged import versions.

119 bhp ;) Hardly any of them were even sold tbh, they're relatively hard to find. Was a popular engine in the celica mind you
 
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